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Monday morning Mandelbrot madness

by | Jun 5, 2023 | Mondays | 0 comments

Welp. Here we go again. Monday is back, and I’m already tired. Actually, this one was not so bad, as it was considerably less crazy than past weeks have been. Things have calmed the hell back down at work a bit, which is always nice. Nonetheless, Monday remains a great enemy of happiness and sanity.

Of course, that is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Slayer exists – to amuse, enlighten, and entertain, all while straining your computer’s resources to the max. (YOUR computer – not mine. This sweet rig of a Lenovo T14 has 32GB of memory and a 16-core processor. You may eat your own liver at your leisure.)

For this week, let’s get nerdy. (Well… y’know… nerdier.) The Mandelbrot Set is a fascinating example of something called fractals, which is part of a mathematical discipline known, rather grandiosely, as “Chaos Theory”. In reality, the “chaos” part is a lot less chaotic than you might think – essentially, the field is all about figuring out the mathematical order beneath seemingly random and bizarre events. The Mandelbrot Set, and the fractal equation that generates it, has some really rather elegant applications:

You can also get really lost in it, if you let it go for shits and giggles:

It even has a certain amount of theological relevance, too:

And that is not the only fractal in existence. Check out Sierpinski’s Gasket:

Incidentally, I have read Mandelbrot’s book – years ago. It is very good, and worth looking at from a non-mathematician’s perspective. However, while he correctly identifies the issue with using “too smooth” distributions to model financial markets – long story – he doesn’t actually propose a reasonable solution to the issue. Note, he wrote that book a couple of years before the Global Financial Crisis, and he turned out to be quite right.


Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain has lots to keep us amused on a Monday. We start with a good one from Felix Rex aka BPS, about how the American Empire actually works:

The apotheosis of empire is freedumb dropped from a $2B bomber 30,000 feet on the heads of unsuspecting villagers in shithole countries…

The Babylon Bee continues to report all the news that’s unfit to print:

thejuicemedia may be a bunch of leftist dipshits a lot of the time, but they do get it right in their latest entry of the “Australia is F***ED” series:

CrackerMilk explains the pros and cons of doing the bedroom tango with a DnD girl:

That would actually never happen. First, girls almost never play DnD, and second, the few that do, are almost universally ugly as sin.

And the VERY few exceptions that exist, are NOT attracted to neckbeard nerds. Jus’ sayin’.


Fanservice

LRFotS Randale6 is back with some great stuff as well. Let’s have some more of Felix Rex, starting with why the Japos, for all of their faults (which are many), understand very well why landwhales are a Badness Thing:

And another telling young men to Go East:

On to the madcap geniuses of Flashgitz, who take on the House of the Devil Mouse:

And an explanation of why inbreeding is Very Bad, using The Legend of Zelda (!!!) as a medium:

Somehow I never remember Zelda herself being quite so… stacked, but hey, clearly, certain artistic liberties are to be expected…


Poli-ticking Off

Mark Dice chronicles the ongoing collapse of FAUX Noose:


The dynamic duo over at Redacted talk to Tom Wheelwright of the Wealthability podcast (I think), about the severe depreciation and devaluation of the US Dollar:


Twofer from Jackson Hinkle this week. We start with a video of him dissecting that supposed reappearance of Valeriy Zaluzhnyi:

And here is another one of him having WAY too much fun dismantling the “arguments” of a pro-Queef fat guy:


PJW is not impressed by the latest round of Clown World propaganda:

Maybe it’s just me, and I’m probably wrong, but I think things have changed significantly in the past couple of years. While the Clown World elites have gotten ever more extreme in their embrace of all things Feikh & Ghey, the people seem to be getting ever more heartily sick of this shit. I could easily be misreading things, but I get the distinct feeling that people nowadays are just absolutely fed up and no longer paying attention to this garbage – because they are struggling to survive.


ะ”ะตะด ะกะฒะฐั€ะปะธะฒั‹ะน ะ“ะพะฒะพั€ะธั‚!

Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the ways in which the once-great nation of Britain has now become the lapdog of the American Empire:


Itโ€™s All Greek To Us

The good gentlemen of The Duran talk through the subtle but very serious shift in tone coming from the Neo-Tsar:


The Bald Truth

Brian Berletic of The New Atlas discusses the results of Operation: MEATGRINDER:


Rulings from the Bench

Judge Andrew Napolitano has the usual roster of superb talking heads available to explain how badly things are going wrong, and why. We start, as always, with Col. Douglas Macgregor


Bad Medicine

Dr. John Campbell looks at the now-verified link between the not-vaxxes and MS:

Every single person who fully supported the not-vaxx regimes, boossssssster shots, and clot-shot mandates, bears some degree of responsibility for the greatest crime against humanity ever committed. The Holocaust PALES next to this.


Dr. Suneel Dhand points out the rather stunning rise in young people suffering very nasty problems caused by – dare we say it – clotting:


Warriors of Faith

Tha Dizzle and his good buddy The Apostate Prophet unpack the horrible realities of Izzlamist thinking:


Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms provides a high-level overview of the reason why we cannot believe Izzlamist claims about the supposedly “unaltered” and “incorruptible” Koran:


Islam Critiqued looks at one of the weirder passages of the Koran, and how it seriously contradicts Izzlamist dogma:


Manly Men of Manliness

Terrence Popp tells the harsh truth about college:


Joker from Better Bachelor notes that even female dating coaches are getting fed up with the entitlement and demands of modren wammenz:


Burn Paedowood to the Ground

The big entertainment news this week is all about the woke remake of The Little Mermaid – never the best of the “Golden Age” Disney animated classics, to be sure, but not terrible or awful, either. Midnight’s Edge looks at just how badly the remake is performing, relative to expectations:


Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock points out the disastrous consequences of woke for the House of the Devil Mouse:


Gary from Nerdrotic notes the growing evidence of audiences becoming absolutely fed up of the woke garbage:


Ryan Kinel breaks down the clear evidence that The Witcher showrunners committed malicious acts of destruction against their own product and employer, and are now terrified of being held accountable for them:


The Drinker watched the latest Disney garbage so you don’t have to:


Reading Too Much Into Things

Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week is from The Male Brain, and discusses, basically, why shouting into the wind is actually quite pointless:

It is a common thought that in windy conditions the voice of a shouter emanates towards the upwind with lower strength than towards the downwind. Contradicting with this, acoustics literature states that a source emanates with a higher amplitude against the upwind direction in comparison with the downwind direction, which is known as the convective amplification or attenuation effect. This article shows that the discrepancy arises because shouters receive their own voice at their ear canals worse when facing against the upwind direction than in the corresponding down-wind case. When shouting upwind, the ears are situated downwind from the mouth, and the strength of oneโ€™s own voice decreases in the ears due to the convective attenuation effect depending on frequency, making the shouter believe that it is more difficult to shout against the wind. This is shown by computational simulations and real measurements using models of a human shouter with simplified geometries.

Comforting, is it not, to think that your tax dollars are being spent on research like this?


Your long read of the week is also from Dawn Pine, and looks into how and why The Guinness Book of World Records has somehow survived into the modern age:

As a child, I thought of Guinness as something like a mystical higher power, or some kind of government body. It seemed like it must have always existed. Not so. It began with an argument in 1951. The managing director of Guinness, Sir Hugh Beaver, was on a hunting trip in Wexford, and his party couldnโ€™t agree which game bird was fastest. This dispute seems to have stuck with Beaver. Thinking back on the incident three years later, it occurred to him that these kinds of arguments must happen all the time and there would surely be an appetite for argument-settling answers in the form of a compendious book that catalogued world records, as well as the extremes of the natural world. This volume could be distributed to pubs that sold Guinness. It could also be sold in shops, and provide another revenue stream for the brewery.

For help, Beaver turned to identical twins named Ross and Norris McWhirter who ran a fact and figure-provision service for the newspapers of Fleet Street. The first edition, published in 1955, was shaped by the brothersโ€™ eclectic personal taste and sense of propriety. Norris hated popular music because he thought it was โ€œephemeralโ€, and so limited the number of records in this field. No records to do with sex were included, because the twins thought, as Norris put it in 1954, โ€œYou can get those records out of medical literature, but ours is the kind of book maiden aunts give to their nieces.โ€ Instead, readers could discover the highest lifetime milk yield of a cow (325,130lb, held by a British friesian called Manningford Faith Jan Graceful). The foreword to the first edition read: โ€œGuinness, in producing this book, hopes that it may assist in resolving many such disputes, and may, we hope, turn heat into light.โ€

The book became wildly popular, and the annual Guinness Book of Records was born, with the McWhirter twins remaining at the helm for the next two decades. In 1975, however, Ross was shot dead by the IRA for publicly offering a ยฃ50,000 reward for information leading to the conviction of terrorist bombers in Britain. Norris continued alone, only stepping down as editor in 1985, and remaining in an advisory role until 1996, when he stopped working for GWR. โ€œThe book was Norris and Norris was the book,โ€ was how Anna Nicholas put it to me. Under his editorship, GWR headquarters became a homing beacon for the UKโ€™s biggest oddballs, who showed up claiming everything from the heaviest sausage dog to the worldโ€™s largest toothbrush. (Norris was also fervently rightwing โ€“ an enemy of trade unions, the European Union and sanctions against apartheid South Africa โ€“ though these beliefs were not evident in the book he edited.)

Today, anyone arguing with their friends about the fastest game bird (the red-breasted merganser, at 130 km/h) would, of course, consult the internet, not the latest edition of Guinness World Records. There is a decidedly analogue feel to the company โ€“ the objects on display at the office, the physicality of the book itself. But when I sat down to chat with Glenday in the GWR headquarters, in a meeting room named after Elaine Davidson, the worldโ€™s most-pierced woman, he made the bold claim that the age of information on demand has not killed the need for the book. In fact, he continued still more boldly, it may have actually helped them.

He positioned GWR as a kind of factchecker of the absurd. GWR liaises closely with experts in fields as diverse as surfing, architecture, extreme weather, robotics and jigsaw puzzles. Glenday argues that the book serves as an authority in a way that the great wash of information on the internet canโ€™t: they know what the records are because theyโ€™ve measured them, taken video evidence and can point to the guidelines they checked the record against. โ€œYou might as well just shout a question into the street and see what answer you get back: thatโ€™s what the internet is like,โ€ Glenday said, sounding a little like someone who had time-travelled from 1995 to speak to me about a thing called the internet.


Linkage is good for you:

And some more from Dawn Pine:


MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOZHUN!!!

The Neo-Tsar commented, in his usual forthright yet precise manner, on the recent UAV attacks against Moscow:


Those Who Fail To Learn From History…

History lessons of the week:


HALO Nation

Let’s watch slayergod Remy aka Mint Blitz do his thing – while playing a mash-up of HALO and STAR WARS:


That’s Not Gone Well…

Wazzocks gonna wazzock:


Comedy hour:

Yup

Meme Warfare

We start with some great dad memes from The Male Brain, who knows a thing or two (quite literally) about being a father:

Father of the decade award
Females!
Oh, Uncle Frank…
Kids!
Can confirm, but not about the car
Done the first part, never done the second
Can totally confirm
Unless you are Ryan Reynolds – learn to STFU and not say that
LMAO
Can partially confirm

Onward:

Uh… not entirely true. See India and the Brits, for example – though that only works up to a point.
*Unless you’re in Banderastan – LOTS of those loonies over there

Animal Planet

Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:

And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:


The Lords of Steel

Gym beast props this week go to powerlifting and strongman legend Rauno Heinla:


Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs


They See Me Rollin’…


Palate Cleansers

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections

Redhead + Hurdy Gurdy = WINNING

Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods

Also Einstein: “I fear that someday people will post my pic on the Internet with bogus made-up quotations in Comic Sans font”
Best song on the entire album, that one

Rock Out With Your Glock Out


Hot Totty

Let’s close out proceedings with the Instathot for the start of the week. This is Franceksa Fournier, age 23 from Canuckistan. She does… well, I have no idea what, exactly, but you can make educated guesses.

All right, lads, shop’s closing up, last orders, then get back to work.

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