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Caption contest

by | Jul 25, 2018 | Uncategorized | 5 comments

No, not the picture – this. (Wait until the dog shows up – you’ll see what I mean).

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Your captions in the comments below. +500 innernetz to whoever comes up with the funniest one.

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5 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Anonymous on July 25, 2018 at 9:56 am

    The non orgasmic sexless Venus butterfly position
    xavier

    Reply
  2. Didact
    Didact on July 25, 2018 at 10:55 am

    "That feeling when you realise that your dog gets more action from your girl than you do…"

    "What smells like wet cat?… Oh."

    "Are you sure this is what they meant by 'downward dog'"?

    "Just the tip!"

    "Pup takes a trip to the fish market"

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    • xavier
      xavier on July 25, 2018 at 1:05 pm

      🙂 here'so my second lame attempt

      Dog: haha the 2 leggers are too busy with their bizzaire reproduction moves I tossed Garfield in the wash! Eat soapsuds you mangy rug crawler! !!!!

      Reply
  3. Ward B.
    Ward B. on July 25, 2018 at 7:51 pm

    Dog: "Well, I'm never doing THAT again. . . (SMH)"

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    • Didact
      Didact on July 26, 2018 at 5:43 am

      Man: "I finally found a South Asian chick who ISN'T skinny-fat!"
      Dog: "Bro, the face is better than the snatch"

      Reply

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