Emily Rati Ratta Rajat ah, screw it, THIS CHICK, is basically really well known for her epic tits and fantastic curves, and… um… not very much else, as far as I can tell.

I think that she is also known for complaining about how nobody takes her very seriously beyond her sex kitten looks.

Riiiiiiight.

Look, Emily Whatchathingy, enjoy your fame and fortune from your (quite epic) rack and ass for as long as you possibly can. You’re a woman. Time is not your ally unless you are truly genetically gifted. Sooner or later, you will be forgotten because a hotter, fitter, tighter, younger model will have come along and replaced you in the public’s imagination.

There is nothing in the world wrong with a young woman capitalising on her looks and beauty. Make hay while the sun shines, I say- and judging by her Instagram account, young Emma there is doing precisely that, as often as possible.

Happy Friday, boys. More substantive and, hopefully, intellectually stimulating posts to follow once I down a VERY large beer and catch up on some quite desperately needed sleep.

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Weekend ready wearing my new fav 👙 @amoreandsorvete

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