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Guns, girls, sour-mash and glory

by | Aug 29, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized | 1 comment

Mat Best clearly gets it:

As if that wasn’t batshit insane enough:

And, of course, where would we be without gratuitous but ever-so-epic bikini snaps:

You know, I used to think that Jeremy Clarkson and the boys have the greatest job in the world, driving supercars all over the world and pulling off ridiculous cheap car challenges that were plainly conceived by a bunch of crack-addicted chimpanzees masquerading as screenwriters. I simply did not believe it possible for anything to come anywhere near that level of sheer balls-out epicness.

Judging by what Mat Best and his crew of maniacs get up to, I might have been mistaken. Maybe.

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  1. LastRedoubt

    Glorious

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