“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

President Kinnex-Man

by | May 21, 2015 | Uncategorized | 0 comments

Judging by the contents of this video, Barack Obarmy desperately needs to be introduced to the Iron God by way of being hit over the head with a barbell:

When I first saw that, I damn near caused an incident, I was laughing so hard. I mean, the most powerful man in the world (or so he’d like to believe) lifts weights like a little girl!

Actually, judging by what some girls can do, that’s an insult to little girls:

Yes, all right, some of them are lifting with CrossSh*t plates, but hey, they’re still lifting more than the POTUS.

Mr. President, here’s a word of advice:

Deadlift - Because somewhere...

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