“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Apparently I am not the only person in the world crazy brilliant enough to think that chocolate and bacon go together:
My friends, the doomsayers are wrong! We live in the best of all possible worlds! Surely, if the existence of the weaselpecker was not proof enough, this is!
All we need now is for someone to find a way to infuse this with 20-year-old single-malt Scotch, and we will have incontrovertible and absolute tangible proof that not only does God exist, but that He loves us very much indeed.
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I put chocolate on bacon.
Ah, but do you add single-malt scotch?
Well, no, not that, but I think I'll try it now.