“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
… the woman at the counter of your coffee store (I can’t call someone who pours bad coffee a barista and also keep a straight face) puts sugar in your coffee by accident, and it makes you feel lightheaded and sick afterwards.
True story. Happened this morning. Annoyed me so much that I tossed half of an otherwise perfectly good latte in the bin and ventured out again to get a proper cafe au lait.
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Lol they always look at me crazy when I ask for my iced coffees with heavy cream ONLY.
I make a point to annunciate, quite loudly, NO SUGAR.