Normally, Mondays are absolutely bloody MISERABLE.

Not this one.

This is the first Monday since the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland FINALLY left the never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed European Union. Technically they are still bound by EU law for one year through the transition period, but now they are free to build out their own trade deals, immigration laws, economic policies, and border controls.

If, like me, you love the free nations of the world, then you’ve been quietly celebrating since pretty much last Thursday. You may be a tad hungover as a result, but I’ve got the perfect cure for you in the form of this week’s Great Mondaydact Browser Crash.

And we start with a song to get us all right back in the mood – Dominic Frisby’s superb “17 Million F*** Offs”:

Now the hard work begins, of course. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, has already stated that Boris the Floppy-Haired Sheepadoodle will go straight to the front of the queue for negotiating any new trade deals, and from everything I’m seeing, the God-Emperor is as good as his word.

The Euzis, on the other hand, are muttering spitefully under their breaths about how stupid the Brits have been, and expect them to come crawling back in a few years’ time. They actually WANT Britain to fail, completely, totally, and utterly, so that they can show all of the other member states of the EU that the price of getting off that crazy ride is even higher than the price of getting on.

Good luck with that, shitwits.

***

#BasedTucker is based:

***

Nigel Farage offers a very great deal of simple, common-sense, direct insights into politics and history:

***

The Brits should thank God for Brexit, because it is going to propel them way ahead of the sclerotic and miserable continental economies:

***

Mark Dice highlights the ever-widening fissures within the Daemoncrat Party:

If you read Tom Kawczynski’s book, The Coming Civil War, you will see the exact divides that the author is referring to in that book, within the clips that Mark has compiled. And it’s actually a bit scary to see.

He also has some interesting points to make about the way that Big Tech censorship is being reflected in the shampeachment trial by Chief Justice Roberts:

***

Good stuff from our friend The Male Brain this week. We start with a video from Black Pigeon Speaks (or Felix Rex, as he’s known now) about the need for collapse to solve the growing problem of inequality:

Here is a documentary showing how Gretard the Gollum is basically a creation of the (never-to-be-sufficiently-damned) (((media))) and the political elite in Sweden:

That poor child is being subjected to truly daemonic abuse right now. It’s horrifying to see. In a righteous world, the people behind her creation would be crucified for the awful exploitation to which they have subjected her.

And on that cheery note – here’s St. Efan talking about every parent’s worst nightmare, brought up by former teenybopper icon Jessica Simpson:

Anyone who thinks that children can recover easily from abuse, doesn’t know what the f*** he’s talking about. That sort of abuse stays with a child for decades, if not for life. Some girls, like Jessica Simpson, get hooked on alcohol and drugs. Some develop eating disorders like bulimia or anorexia. Some make terrible choices with their personal lives, throwing themselves at every bad boy and dangerous man that they can.

The damage that is done to these children is horrendous and lasts FOR LIFE. Which is precisely why men like me advocate for castration – without anaesthesia – for proven first-time offenders, and outright execution for repeat abusers.

***

PJW follows up his video on simps from last week with some brutal biological truths for women who don’t get busy popping out babies in their twenties:

***

No, the National Anthem of the USA is not racist, and if you think it is, you can f*** right off out of the country:

***

Difficult as it might be to believe these days, there are in fact some based Australian women still out there:

The amazing thing is that this is Bettina Arndt we’re talking about. She was an ardent feminist thirty years ago. And now she’s advocating for men.

Don’t get me wrong – she should be regarded with, at best, polite interest and, at worst, deep hostility and suspicion. A leopard does not change its spots. She could easily be a grifter on the Mens’ Rights cause. But if she is a grifter, she’s paying a VERY high price for her apparent change of heart.

***

Related – Sydney Watson is back with her adorably wonky Aussie-Yankee accent, and talking about toxic femininity:

***

The very lovely, and now very happily married, Brittany Pettibone Sellner has some very good things to say about the furor surrounding comments from true Chad, Laurence Fox, relating to his refusal to date “woke” women:

***

El Razorfist absolutely shreds through the nonsensical idea that “moderation” is necessary in the current political discourse:

***

Dave from Blue Collar Logic explains patiently to liberal(tard)s exactly why and how this shampeachment process is such a terribly stupid idea:

Let’s be clear about this. The God-Emperor will be acquitted. If he were impeached through this transparently ridiculous farce of a process, his entire support base would mobilise, fast and hard. And while there would not be Pantifag-style rioting in the streets, there would be absolute Hell to pay in the next election.

The Daemoncrats would try to overturn that one, too – they will do so anyway. They will claim that the God-Emperor is illegitimate and illegal. They will yell and scream and weep and curse in an epic temper tantrum. And they might just succeed in getting President Trump out of office on trumped-up (heh) charges in the end.

My advice to progtards everywhere is not to get too comfortable. Y’all may enjoy smashing stuff up right now in gun-controlled Washington, D.C. – but try that shit in Trump Country, and y’all are going to get a chest full of buckshot.

That’s not a threat. It’s a warning. Millions of ordinary Americans are fed to the back teeth with seeing their ruling elites pretend that they don’t exist and their opinion does not count – which is precisely what Schiff-For-Brains and Zombie Pelosi are saying right now through their attempts to railroad the lawfully elected President out of office.

It will not take much more than a show-trial in a kangaroo court to ignite their fury. And when – not if, but when – that happens, God help us all.

***

Paul Ramsey draws some rather interesting conclusions from watching the classic comedy-horror film Gremlins:

***

Midnight’s Edge has some interesting news about the latest STAR WARS project to shit the bed:

The output from this channel in the past week has been excellent. Check out their rundown of the drama going on behind the scenes at Lucasfilm with the STAR WARS saga’s upcoming films:

It is clear that the extreme SJW convergence that took place under Kathleen Kennedy at Lucasfilm and Disney has destroyed far more than just the trust and love of the fans – as important as that is. The convergence has led to utter chaos behind the scenes because Disney finds itself caught on the horns of a severe dilemma.

On the one hand, they have ensured that with TLJ, they have backed themselves into a corner where the canon has been irretrievably broken and they have to continue down the SJW-oriented path of bullshit that Rian F***ing Johnson created.

On the other hand, the majority of the fans HATE this new direction and are abandoning the franchise in droves. And this is causing serious problems in terms of finding directors and writers who can create material that is compatible with what the fans want, and what the Devil Mouse’s management wants.

Here’s another video from the same channel about the upcoming DUNE film, which might just be really good:

***

STAR WARS Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker was apparently so bad that it has managed to achieve something that most of us would have thought flatly impossible just a few years ago.

The film has managed to make us think of George Lucas as a much better director than any of us originally thought:

***

The Drinker watched the latest episode of Doctor Who, so that you didn’t have to:

In case you’re wondering, that fat black woman is now definitely the latest incarnation of the TIme-Lord.

Evidently the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation looked at the collapsing ratings from Jodie Whittaker’s time in the Tardis and decided that the epic and monumental failure of the series had nothing whatsoever to do with woke politics and shitty writing, and thought that quadrupling down on the failure would be a GREAT idea!!!

Whoo boy, are they going to be in for a shock next year…

Boys, over-unders on the Beeb turning the Doctor into a transgendered Muslim amputee are now open. Stick ’em in the comments.

***

Galactic Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock has more to add on the destruction of STAR WARS and Doctor Who:

***

Dave Cullen breaks down the latest smelliferous leaks emanating from the giant steaming pile of BULLSHIT that is Star Trek: Picard:

***

Does anyone still remember an old sci-fi show called Space: Above and Beyond? I barely do, but from what little I do, it was good:

***

Your long read of the week comes via The Male Brain, and concerns the intricate complexities of Obama’s failed Iran deal, which hinged on the now quite dead Qassem Soleimani for its success:

JCPOA advocates claim Trump left the U.S. and the entire world vulnerable by leaving the Iran deal. The JCPOA, they say, was working. This is not true and hasn’t been true since the very beginning of the deal, at least not on the terms sold to Congress and the U.S. public. From the start, Iran was given secret loopholesthat made it appear they were meeting the publicly stated terms of deal. Among other recent violations: The Iranians have exceeded the amount of uranium they’re allowed to enrich; they’ve exceeded the levels of purity of enriched uranium; they’ve violated the types of centrifuges they were allowed to spin; and injected uranium into centrifuges they were not allowed to use for enrichment.

Perhaps most tellingly, Iran’s nuclear archives, which Israel seized from a Tehran warehouse in January 2018 and made public months later, show that the regime never gave up its intentions to build a military nuclear program, despite promises in the JCPOA to never pursue nuclear weapons.

There is, however, a case to be made that the deal was serving its purpose. But that interpretation requires a markedly different understanding of the JCPOA than what the Obama administration sold to Congress and the American public. The point of the deal was not to stop Iran from ever building a bomb but to prevent the Iranians from doing so until Obama left office.

The Obama administration went to extravagant lengths to hide the obvious, hidden in plain sight. It’s all spelled out in the JCPOA’s so-called “sunset” clauses, the restrictions on the nuclear program that were designed to evaporate after Obama moved into private life.

In 2023, the U.N. ban on assistance to Iran’s ballistic missile program will end. The ban on the manufacture of advanced centrifuges will begin to expire, shortening the amount of time it will take to build a bomb. Perhaps most importantly, in 2025, the U.N. snapback mechanism allowing the U.S. to reimpose sanctions will expire, meaning that we would need to persuade Russia and China to restore international sanctions on Iran. The effect is that there is nothing short of military action to stop the Iranians from marching toward the bomb. It was Obama who said that by years 13, 14, or 15 of the deal Iran would be within a hairbreadth of a nuclear bomb By 2031 with all nuclear restrictions lifted, the Islamic Republic will have a full-scale nuclear weapons program.

The degree and scale of Obarmy’s skullduggery is astonishing. That deal with Iran was, in fact, a total disaster and it is entirely to the good that the God-Emperor simply abandoned it.

Iran will almost certainly acquire a nuclear weapon in the near future. The Israelis know it and are preparing for that fact. Obama’s JCPOA pact was never actually intended to stop Iran from acquiring such a weapon; it was merely designed to make that particular headache someone else’s problem.

But Obama reckoned without the rise of the God-Emperor, who very obviously has no interest whatsoever in maintaining such lousy deals.

Good for him.

Also, as a follow-up, check out this article about the God-Emperor’s decision-making skills, which are far more thoughtful and carefully calibrated than most outsiders think.

***

Linkage is good for you:

• Just when you thought Doctor Who could not POSSIBLY get more woke, the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation subverts your expectations!!!;
• Karma really is a bitch, especially to people who make a laudatory film about literal thieving whores and then get mugged and trashed by those same people;
• Youth and social media are not a good combination;
• And speaking of young stupid people, taking away their smartphones is like removing a crack addict from his supply;
• Is it really the government’s responsibility to save us from Coronachan?
• Hilldebeast the Daemon-Bitch is so scary and powerful that she runs away from a legal document served by someone from her own party that she slandered;
• Some skanky thot gives out WAY too much information about if and when she can get porked by a dude that she met in the jungle;
• And if you thought that was TMI, don’t read this if you’ve just eaten;
• Now that Brexit is done, the Brits absolutely should let Scotland go – because it would break the back of the Labour Party for at least two generations;

And here are a bunch more from The Male Brain:

• The Swiss are going to issue a beautiful coin rightly acknowledging a genius – even if he was also a bit of a plagiarist;
• If the Euzis are to avoid any more catastrophes (from their point of view) like Brexit, they will have to do something that they are not generally known for – solving actual problems;
• It’s going to be a lot of fun to watch the Left have to live by their own rules;
• If you like Gummi Bears, you might want to buy a few bags fast, because there appears to be a big trademark fight brewing over them;
• Harry and the Half-Blood Princess have succeeded in doing little other than stirring up public opinion against them and severely damaging the Royal Family’s brand;
• The past week saw the passing of a great writer and scholar about innovation and disruption, revered by actual innovators in Silicon Valley;
• If the New York F***ing Times tells you not to worry about smartphones – start worrying;
• The God-Emperor’s “Deal of the Century” peace plan has, of course, been rejected by the Palestinians;

***

The Neo-Tsar is such a Chad that he’s even getting his country’s women to stand up in public and declare that they want to have more babies put in them:

Having dated Russian ladies, I can say that I thoroughly approve of the idea of more Russians. They are a stolid and hearty people and I genuinely like their country very much.

More of the Neo-Tsar acting like a BOSS:

Every time I hear him speak, I hear a LOT of very sensible things coming out of his mouth. And more to the point, he backs up those sensible words with, for the most part, highly sensible actions.

Make no mistake, now – the Neo-Tsar IS NOT any kind of Boy Scout. Absolutely not. He is a stone-cold ruthless killer who WILL destroy anyone who gets in his way.

But – and this is key – he also cares deeply about his country and his people, in his own strange way. And while there is no question that he has greatly enriched himself while he has been in power – to the point where, if you add up the value of all of his holdings in Russia’s vast energy companies and enterprises with state ownership, he might just be the richest man alive, by a huge distance – he has also done a tremendous job of putting his beloved country back on its feet and helping her stand up for herself as a modern superpower.

***

Your history lessons of the week:

***

Comedy hour

And here’s a bunch of Israeli comedy from Dawn Pine to round things off:

***

Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

***

Pics, guns, girls – starting with a few from Dawn Pine:

And on we go:

Headlines of the week, starting with an absolute HOWLER of a prediction from the New Statesman, one of the snootiest rags in the business:

Floriduh Man has gone all Rampant Rabbit on us:

Your “Mad Max” moment of the week:

Your “Global Warming Made Me Do It” moment of the week:

Your “I Refuse to Drink Shitty Beer” moment of the week:

Your “Mitt Romney is RAAAACISSSS!!!” moment of the week:

Your “Nosebleed IQ Choir-Boy” moment of the week:

Your “MERDE!!!” moment of the week:

Your “Delicious Irony” moment of the week:

Your “Cocked-Up” moment of the week:

Your “Pot, Meet Kettle” moment of the week:

If you haven’t seen Hot Fuzz – get thee hence to Netflix and CATCH THAT SHIT!!! It’s a truly hysterical film, one of my absolute favourite comedies.

***

Speaking of guns – here are a couple of videos for the gun nuts among you (which is roughly 95% of my readership):

***

Your dog of the week is the venerable Hungarian kuvasz:

***

Time for some gym idiots – sorry lads, but it’s tradition on a Monday to laugh at dumbasses doing dumb things with dumbbells:

On a somewhat more serious note, it is also time to take a very critical look at dumbass “woke” functional coaches who think that “old-school” powerlifting and Olympic lifting movements are dangerous and “non-functional”:

The idea that “old-school” lifting methods don’t work, is fracking RETARDED. We call these movements “old-school” because THEY WORK EVERY SINGLE TIME to build muscle, explosiveness, strength, and power.

We can have civilised and educated disagreements about what is the best training programme for a particular person. If you have chronic injuries to your lower back and knees, for instance, maybe you will be better off with low-impact all-body exercises like swimming, or perhaps you should restrict yourself to bodyweight exercises. (I personally find bodyweight routines mind-numbingly boring, which is why I continue to do powerlifting even when my body hurts.)

Or, if you are training for a particular goal, such as fighting in a combat sport, then you need to have a resistance training programme tailored to that end. Deadlifting 500lbs is awesome and all, but it’s not actually all that helpful for guys looking to build endurance and explosiveness from a static position, and will require you to put on a degree of oxygen-burning muscle that will actually hinder your performance over a long fight.

What we cannot and should not do is disparage old-school lifting techniques as being “ineffective”. These techniques are literal strength engineering. They work, all the time, every time.

***

Your gym BEAST, Eddie Hall, describes in detail exactly what happened during that insane 500Kg deadlift from 4 years ago:

I wrote about the extreme toll that going into beast mode takes on ordinary men who lift heavy shit in the gym. As I write this, I’m dealing with moderate back pain from a longstanding issue in my lower back, which is exacerbated by squatting and deadlifting – which just happen to be my two favourite activities in the gym.

That is as nothing compared to what a true legend of the iron sports like Eddie Hall puts himself through.

Beast mode comes at a terrifying cost. But it can come with great rewards, too, as Eddie has proven. Well done to a true legend of strength sports.

***

Jeff Cavaliere from ATHLEAN-X has some great workout advice for you, as always:

***

Your Buakaw Beatdown of the week:

***

#DeathToAllButMetal

***

And of course, to round things off nicely (heh), here is your Instathot to start the week. Her name is Joselyn Cano, aged 28 (very nearly 29) from Anaheim, California. (What is it about that part of California that produces so many hot girls??? And meanwhile, the rest of Commiefornia is simply boned. What a messed-up state…)

She is of Hispanic descent (rather obviously – contrary to popular belief, I don’t JUST go looking for Caucasian brunettes and Slavic blondes all the time), and at 5’3″, fits the “short and stacked” moniker perfectly. There is apparently some question as to whether her assets have been “enhanced”, so to speak. I’m definitely leaning toward the affirmative on that one, but make up your own minds as you see fit.

All right, gentlemen, get your swords and shields out of storage and sharpen your axes. It’s time to go about some more CRUSHING!!!, and those SJW skulls and bones aren’t going to turn into drinking goblets and toothpicks on their own.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Joselyn Cano (@joselyncano) on Oct 16, 2019 at 12:56pm PDT

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Joselyn Cano (@joselyncano) on Sep 12, 2019 at 11:12am PDT

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Joselyn Cano (@joselyncano) on Jul 4, 2019 at 10:01am PDT

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Joselyn Cano (@joselyncano) on Aug 18, 2018 at 12:26pm PDT

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Joselyn Cano (@joselyncano) on May 7, 2018 at 11:30am PDT

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Joselyn Cano (@joselyncano) on Feb 4, 2018 at 1:03pm PST

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Joselyn Cano (@joselyncano) on Jan 23, 2018 at 10:27am PST

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Joselyn Cano (@joselyncano) on Jan 4, 2018 at 10:07am PST

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Joselyn Cano (@joselyncano) on Nov 22, 2017 at 1:12pm PST

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Joselyn Cano (@joselyncano) on Jul 7, 2017 at 3:18pm PDT