If you have not yet seen the video of Emannuelle Micron’s “wife” (beard, actually), Brigitte, smacking “her” husband around at the very tail end of a trip to Vietnam, then you are missing out on some legendary comedy:

The French government almost immediately went into damage-control mode, with the office of the Frog President trying desperately to laugh it off as the two of them just “horsing around”. All I can say is, I have been in relationships with girls – including girls who can get physically violent, after reaching a certain point of anger and frustration in an argument. (Slavic girls have serious tempers, let me tell you.)

I have NEVER seen a woman lash out like that when “horsing around”.

The “slap heard ‘round the world” is a study in many things. First and foremost, it reaffirms what Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible, has to say about the Socio-Sexual Hierarchy (SSH). As he has long maintained, the hierarchy is fractal, which means that men of particular natural ranks, can slot into radically different situational ranks.

In Micron’s case, he is a very suspicious Lambda (homosexual), who is putatively in an Alpha role. There are many rumours – they are rather more than mere rumours at this point – that Micron is himself queer as a three-dollar bill. And there has long been a theory running around that his missus is, shall we say, “of the Michelle Obama persuasion” – that is to say, “she” is packing something other than panties down there.

Whenever you see Micron interacting with actual Alpha and Sigma males, though – say, the God-Emperor, or the Neo-Tsar – the huge gulf between his situational and actual rank shows up to an extremely obvious degree. Those Alphas and Sigmas have far greater self-control, poise, intellectual heft, and charisma, than a former Rothschild banker who married his schoolteacher, and therefore plainly has some serious Oedipal issues.

Not to go all psychotherapist on you:

… but the guy is plainly way out of his league. He has a gigantic ego – anyone who pays attention to geopolitics will understand this instantly, he literally thinks of himself as a “new Napoleon”. Unfortunately, he is such a stupid clown, that every time he tries to act like the leader of a great power, he ends up looking a total fool.

Nowhere was this more obvious than when Macron tried to butt into the discussions between Drumpf and the Narcofuehrer of Queef, a few weeks ago, at the funeral of the Fake Pope:

It could not be more clear than that. An actual Alpha – Drumpf – completely disrespects the putative Alpha – Micron – and sends him packing with just five words.

In simple terms, Micron is a jumped-up loser. And that comes through when you look at what his “wife” apparently said to him after the incident on the plane:

The Express commissioned LipReader Analysis to examine the footage – and the expert said: “As the aircraft door opens, President Macron is seen turning toward Brigitte. In an unexpected moment, she pushes him in the face. Realising the door is already open and staff are witnessing the interaction, Emmanuel appears uncomfortable and quickly raises his hand with a forced “Hi”.

A female member of staff then ‘visibly flinches, brushing her hand through her hair in discomfort” before descending the steps rapidly.

The analyst added: “Emmanuel then steps closer to Brigitte before composing himself and crossing to the other side. Moments later, he signals for her to follow him with Let’s go’.

“He thanks the pilot and waves at the cameras, trying to recover the public-facing image.

“But at the top of the stairs, things turn icy again. He offers his arm; she ignores it, clinging to the railing instead. As she passes, she appears to mutter, and lipread as ‘Dégage, espèce de loser’, translated in English ‘Stay away, you loser.'”

Mr Macron then appears to say “Essayons, s’il te plaît”, whiich translates in english as: “let’s try, please?”

She curtly replies: “Non.”

The lipreader continued: “His closing expression, and the phrase lipread as “Je vois” translated in english “I see”, says it all.

Now, things like this do happen in public. There was a moment, some years ago, when First Lady Melania Trump – who is a living example of Slavic class, grace, and femininity – apparently had a bit of a marital with the God-Emperor:

And that happened a few times throughout his first term. But, can you imagine her shoving Ornj Boi’s face on Air Force One? The very idea is laughable. As infuriating as Trump can be – especially if you are a woman married to him, given his non-stop bloviating and bluster – he is very clearly a man who loves and admires his wife, insofar as an Ur-Alpha like him can do so with any woman.

With Micron, though, there is clearly something way off in the balance between him and his, uh, “wife”. That, combined with the colossal and repeated failures of Micron’s attempts to make himself into some sort of great negotiator in the Ukraine conflict – when he is in fact one of its ARCHITECTS, and France is unquestionably one of the belligerents in the war between the Combined West and Russia – makes it impossible for one to take Micron at all seriously, in any matter.

The guy is, in fact, a complete loser, on EVERY level. You do not expect a true Alpha, which is what he is supposed to be, to have a “wife” who looks like a wrinkly old man in a dress.

Ultimately, this meme-worthy little spat has shown us what France’s future is – and it is depressing indeed. The French have subordinated themselves to women and foreigners, and are being shoved around by both.