“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“What the hell just happened?!?”

“What the hell just happened?!?”

You may have noticed that this site looks just a wee bit… different right now. That is in fact intentional. I’ve been meaning to overhaul the look and feel and widgets and other things for quite some time now, and given that I have some time on my hands...
Feel the wrath of the Storm

Feel the wrath of the Storm

It would appear that a recent brush with the Chinese Mumps has stiffened the resolve of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of...
Only you can invite them in

Only you can invite them in

A devout Catholic priest explains how daemonic possession and oppression actually work: This is not a pleasant subject even for non-believers to discuss. Even if you don’t believe in daemons and objective, material evil, you cannot fail to be terrified and...
Monday morning black hole breakdown

Monday morning black hole breakdown

Lord, here we go again… another week to grind through, another endless stream of stupidity and incompetence to deal with, another five days of dealing with PEOPLE at work… And, of course, another Great Mondaydact Browser Buster. So, y’know, it...
Didactic Mind, Ep. 49: Have No Fear

Didactic Mind, Ep. 49: Have No Fear

This week’s podcast is all about fighting the mind-crippling fear that has overtaken all of us thanks to the Chinese Mumps. I provide some understanding of what has happened, why the fear is overblown, what you can do to fight it, and where and how there is...
Prove it

Prove it

Our good friend Dawn Pine and I obviously think very much alike, because we both saw this news story about actress Charlotte Kirk’s PoundMeToo claims and immediately jumped to pretty much the same basic conclusion: British actress Charlotte Kirk has filed a...
Friday T&A: The Savage Time Edition

Friday T&A: The Savage Time Edition

It’s been a pretty busy week for me and it doesn’t look like things are going to be any less busy anytime soon, so I’ll make this one relatively short. I’ll start with a question to all of you: Boys, did you ever get the feeling that someone...
Careless Airways dropped a flying piano

Careless Airways dropped a flying piano

Reader furor kek tonicus – he of the awesome and ever-changing handle – posted a video in the comments to yesterday’s article about the God-Emperor’s epic attack raccoons, about the Joint Strike Flying Piano. Apparently, one of Uncle...