“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Make Raccoons Great Again

Make Raccoons Great Again

Once more, His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, shows us that anything is...
Mr. Softy gets blue-screen balls

Mr. Softy gets blue-screen balls

A reader and podcast listener alerted me this morning to a truly hilarious story about everyone’s favourite corporate whipping boy. Apparently, a huge swathe of Microsoft’s core cloud services went offline, and as far as anyone can figure out, it was...
Monday morning SCOTUS scrimmage

Monday morning SCOTUS scrimmage

Boys, not gonna lie – it was a pretty rough weekend, and this Monday doesn’t look like it’s going to be any better. But we carry on regardless, because we’re men and that’s what we do. And what better way to do so than by forcing your...
Didactic Mind, Ep. 48: One Little Victory

Didactic Mind, Ep. 48: One Little Victory

In this latest episode of the Didactic Mind podcast, I talk about hope and victory against two of the greatest threats that we face in the modern world: There is a lot to unpack in this week’s podcast, in which I discuss how potentially 3 BILLION souls could be...
Friday T&A: Tatar Horde Edition

Friday T&A: Tatar Horde Edition

I know I keep saying this, but it’s true – shit’s crazy and gettin’ crazier by the day. Now, our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH), Voxemort the Merciless, has a quite plausible theory explaining why things have gone so batshit...
“Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”

“Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”

Dr. David Wood is a very interesting character. His life is an incredibly compelling example of the power and the glory of God’s grace. He is – or was – a diagnosed psychopath with self-aggrandising tendencies. He nearly bludgeoned his own father to...
The MGTOWs might have a point

The MGTOWs might have a point

I do not often see eye-to-eye with the MGTOW crowd these days, and have not for quite some time. We Christians are commanded to marry, be fruitful, love our wives, have LOTS of sex with them, and enjoy being with that one good woman. This makes a lot of sense from a...
Rage for order

Rage for order

The latest news out of Europe and Asia concerning the Kung Flu is grim, to say the least. PommieBastardLande is looking at implementing yet another lockdown – the government there has taken to calling it a “circuit-breaker”, and apparently believes...
Monday morning Mando manhandling

Monday morning Mando manhandling

Monday. WTFH. Where DID that weekend go?!? Oh yeah, I remember now – I was doing squats and deadlifts yesterday and evidently the overpressure in my face from struggling to get out of the hole did bad things to my memory. (I used to be able to squat 315lbs...