Monday. WTFH. Where DID that weekend go?!?
Oh yeah, I remember now – I was doing squats and deadlifts yesterday and evidently the overpressure in my face from struggling to get out of the hole did bad things to my memory. (I used to be able to squat 315lbs WITHOUT a belt, with excellent form. Five years and numerous back injuries later, and I struggle to squat 275lbs WITH a belt. Say it with me now, boys: GETTING OLD SUCKS.)
(Fortunately I can still deadlift 405lbs and bench 225lbs without issues, so, y’know, ups and downs.)
I suppose that’s a better way to spend your weekend than, oh, say, at the bottom of a bottle, but given all of the insanity going on right now, the bottle is at least a sort of legitimate way of dealing with things, if not a healthy or sensible one.
But that’s all in the past, because your most effective pick-me-up is here for you, in the form of the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster. If you aren’t feeling at least somewhat better after scrolling through all of this crap, the problem is likely with you – or, more accurately, whatever you’re drinking.
Let’s get started with some hopefully good sci-fi.
The big complaint from old-school STAR WARS fans is that LucasFilm under Kathleen Kennedy has no idea how to create actual STAR WARS films and TV shows anymore. But, it looks like Jon Favreau and Kevin Feige have figured out how to crack that particular nut with The Mandalorian – and the trailer for the second season looks like it’s MARINATED in old-school STAR WARS lore:
Obviously there is a hell of a lot of “fanservice” going on, of a certain kind. (If the term mystifies you, just play the latest Dead or Alive video game. Or watch an anime series called Rosario + Vampire.) But the first season of The Mandalorian showed clearly that the producers and directors behind that show actually respect the core material and the fans, and they have a real desire to push the brand forward without too much social justice messaging bullshit.
Time will tell whether the new season is any good. So far, at least, it looks promising.
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, took a great shot at a lying whorenalist scumbag who goes by the name of Ali Velshi and works for MSHIV:
Oh, but it gets better. Obviously the guy who put that video together is horrified by the God-Emperor’s comments, but look at the responses from viewers. Donaldus Triumphus clearly hit a chord with people who are absolutely fed to the back teeth with the (((media))) lies.
Truly, no one outtrolls the Troll Emperor. Donald Trump is a force of nature – a human wrecking-ball aimed squarely at the Establishment and the never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed lying whorenalists of the (((media))).
#BasedTucker is based:
Mark Dice makes a pretty airtight case for Sleepy Creepy Slow Uncle Joe being heavily prompted and assisted in his increasingly depressing “live” interviews:
And Mark is every bit as tickled as the rest of us to see the supposed “party of SCIENCE!!!!!” turning into a bunch of anti-vaxxers:
Truly, my friends, the God-Emperor is capable of anything. All he has to do now is announce that he is totally against cannibalism, and the Daemoncrats will literally devour themselves in protest. I mean, seriously, why hasn’t he done it yet?!? It would solve so many problems in such a big hurry!
Dave from Blue Collar Logic explains the remarkable similarities between the apocalyptic cults of the Branch Davidians who were slaughtered in the awful Federal crime that was Waco, and the current crop of mask-wearing Covidians:
And Jason talks about how the attempted murder of two police officers in Compton, CA, was entirely predictable, and what that means for the country as a whole:
Bill Whittle, aviation buff and licensed pilot, is incensed by Boeing’s epic cock-ups with the 737-MAX:
The Male Brain is busy celebrating Rosh Hashanah over in Israel, but thanks to the government’s pigheaded insistence on locking everything down, AGAIN, he had plenty of free time last week to send over the usual assemblage of awesomeness:
(I should explain here that the first video that TMB actually sent over was one from Think Before You Sleep, and literally this morning it was made private for some reason. I guess TBYS said some things that offended people and/or made some indiscreet comments. Oh well.)
Here’s another video on a topic that we’ve done to death many times before, but is still worth looking at – so-called “green energy”:
The Broadway play Hamilton is basically “fiction consumed as truth”:
You know that a concept like polyamoury is more F***ed up than a football bat when even 5-year-olds can figure out that it’s a crock:
John Stossel celebrates the very best things about that most wonderful of constructs, the Constitution of the United States of America:
When there’s something Beer’d, in the neighbourhood – who ya gonna call?!?:
Microsoft has figured out how to put a data centre underwater:
Paul Ramsey has some excellent advice for the fat Karens trying to mask-shame the rest of us into sheep-like obedience:
PJW asks the question on every GenX conservative’s mind – namely, “WTFH happened to Matt Drudge?!?”:
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan looks at the horrifying future that will unfold in the event of a Sleepy Creepy Slow Joe Biden victory in November:
China Uncensored investigates the furor surrounding the Mulan live-action remake – as Chris Chappell says, “not the good one”:
America Uncovered goes full 2020 and looks at how a “transsexual Satanist anarchist” has somehow won a Republican primary for a sheriff position in New Hampshire:
Someone tell me again how conservatives and Republicans have managed to CONSERVE anything much beyond parts of the Second Amendment?
Jared Taylor from American Renaissance posted up a great speech from an old-school race realist, John Derbyshire himself:
Terrence Popp has some words of wisdom to offer up about OnlyFans and the idiot simps who keep the, uh, “workers” who “provide a service” through that platform:
Midnight’s Edge reports on the ongoing collapse of CBS All Access and the desperate attempts of ViacomCBS to turn things around for Star Trek:
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock applauds Gina Carano’s continued refusal to bend the knee and bow before the howling woke mobs:
Gary from Nerdrotic discusses the latest developments in the M-She-U, and the inevitable (and extreme) decline in the quality of the outputs that are coming:
The Drinker is pretty happy with the promises made by the trailer for the second season of The Mandalorian:
Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week
As Jupiter approaches Earth, the Hubble Space Telescope was able to snap new high-resolution photos of the solar system’s largest planet, revealing a brand new storm in its northern latitudes and a spinoff of the Great Red Spot.
Released on Thursday by NASA, the newest images from Hubble show Jupiter and its icy moon Europa on August 25, when the planet was 656 million kilometers (406 million miles) from Earth. The photo reveals a new feature in the gas giant’s hydrogen-helium atmosphere, a bright white storm stretching out across the mid-northern latitudes.
The new storm appeared on August 18, NASA said. It is moving at approximately 560kph (350mph). Two more storms were later detected along the same latitude by ground-based telescopes.
The most notable feature of Jupiter’s atmosphere, the mega-storm dubbed the Great Red Spot, continues to shrink in size – as it has done since the 1930s – for reasons that remain unexplained. It is still larger than the entire Earth, at over 15,000 kilometers (9,800 miles) across.
Just below the Great Red Spot is the feature known as Oval BA, which NASA astronomers had dubbed ‘Red Spot Junior’, as it appeared red in 2006. It has since faded to white, but new photos show its core darkening and possibly returning to a more reddish hue.
Your long read of the week is from Gregory Hood, and explains the need for a new Right-wing worldview that puts the Truth front-and-centre and discards with the useless shibboleths of classical liberalism and cuckservatism:
We can’t rely on the Constitution to save us. It has already failed to prevent a massive federal bureaucracy and unelected judges from imposing policy. For example, today California is a deep blue state. However, Californians voted against mass immigration when they passed Proposition 187 in 1994. A court threw it out. On the most important issue, the people’s will didn’t matter. Now it’s too late to save the Golden State. Falling back on legalism is the sign of a failing movement. The side in politics that is more concerned with “means” than “ends” is the side that’s losing.
Classical liberalism is hardly more compelling than appealing to a long-dead Constitution. Joe Sobran joked that when someone proclaims new “human rights,” no one exclaims, “Oh good, I’m getting more rights!” “Human rights” are the justification for government intervention in our lives, especially to protect “marginalized groups.” That leaves the individual at the mercy of organized groups with a collective identity and a claim to victimhood.
Under “disparate impact” legal doctrine, practically any policy can become a potential civil rights violation if it leads to racial discrepancies. The races don’t perform equally in all fields, so discrepancies are inevitable. If you assume inherent racial equality, you must fall back on Critical Race Theory and white privilege to explain non-white failure. Indeed, the federal government teaches Critical Race Theory under the “nationalist” Trump Administration. The administration isn’t funding American Renaissance, but it paid Robin DiAngelo thousands.
We may even need to revisit the Founders’ assumptions. The philosophical underpinnings of classical liberalism are false. Man is not a blank slate; our genetic makeup helps shape our personality, values, and even political attitudes. Racial differences in intelligence are so undeniable that the most famous opponent of race realism, Stephen Jay Gould, resorted to fraud. Most people do not make rational judgments. Instead, they interpret information to support their biases. Control over information, which is in Big Tech’s hands, means the power to shift public opinion. It undercuts the whole concept of self-government.
Linkage is good for you:
- It’s nice to see the I F***IN’ LOVE SCIENCE!!! crowd get humbled by their own favourite thing once in a while, especially as it relates to the LGBTQWTFISTHISSHIT movement;
- Mike Whitney examines the treasonous actors embedded deep within the Establishment looking to overthrow the God-Emperor once he wins the election;
- General Jim “Mad Dog” Mattis turned out to be a spectacularly bad SecDef, but thank GOD that he persuaded the God-Emperor not to assassinate Bashir al-Assad – doing so would have been Donaldus Triumphus’s greatest mistake;
- A pilot explains that there is a lot more borked within Boeing than just their error correction systems;
- Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) mercilessly mocks the dismayed reactions of those promoting ever greater Holocaustianity to the news that more and more young people are rejecting the (((narrative)));
- Turning to Russia – let us take a moment to examine the life and work of one of the greatest and most underappreciated admirals in history, Sergey Gorshkov, who created the Soviet Navy;
- Ever wondered how the USSR was formed? Wonder no longer!;
- The Saker belatedly comes around to the realisation that the upcoming election is, in fact, quite consequential;
- The latest tell-all gossip book making the circles in PommieBastardLande has quite a few members of the Establishment there up in arms, and with good reason;
- Athletes who want to inject politics into sports aren’t doing themselves any favours in the process;
- Bob Woodward’s latest “expose” on the God-Emperor really just exposes how much the military brass actually hates Trump, and why he is absolutely right to fight against the military-industrial complex;
- Politically correct historical revisionism is now coming for the Vikings, and we’re not having any of that crap;
- Any time you think that America is no longer free, just look north to your Canadian cousins and thank God that you aren’t a Canoehead;
- When we say that the lockdowns are killing more people than the Kung Flu is, we aren’t joking – especially when it comes to killing infants and unborn children, thanks to Australia’s insane lockdown policies;
- The MGTOW crowd is crowing about how stories like this one justify their entire point of view – and it’s difficult to disagree with them, actually;
- One of the greatest drummers of all time, Lee Kerslake, of URIAH HEEP and OZZY OSBOURNE fame, passed away a few days ago – and we are all poorer for it;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Given the ways in which Robert “Lurch” Mueller’s investigation broke the law repeatedly to find 100% of jack-shit, how long will it be before we discover that their phones didn’t kill themselves?’
- Kids figure out how to bypass AI and cheat on tests – SkyNet and Agent Smith refuse to comment;
- Sure, let’s all pay attention to a gazillionaire software programmer with no medical experience about how important vaccines are – I’m SURE that NOTHING could go wrong there, eh?;
- Little green footballs suddenly discovered in Venus’s atmosphere, world ends at 11;
- You want to know why the God-Emperor is so good at making peace? Because you can TRUST him to keep his word, that’s how;
- Noam Chomsky has spent decades getting many of his predictions, outside of his chosen field of expertise in linguistics, completely and hopelessly wrong – and he’s not about to change anytime soon;
The Neo-Tsar has made it very clear, once again, that Belarus is part of Russia’s sphere of influence, and has given the West a not-at-all-subtle signal to EFF OFF:
History lessons of the week:
Let’s do a speedrun through one of my absolute favourite HALO levels:
Whatever you do, DO NOT MOCK THE DOOM SLAYER:
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:
Ryan Reynolds may be a bit of a liberal twit, but then, he IS part of the Hellmouth, so that’s to be expected. Nonetheless, he also happens to have a sense of humour:
Pics, guns, girls, starting with Rosh Hashanah greetings to all of my loyal readers from the Tribe, courtesy of our good friend The Male Brain:
This next joke may take a moment to understand if you’re not “up” on Jewish customs:
The usual custom is an apple dipped in honey – now do you get it?
Actually, it’s not quite that bad. If you want to hear something TRULY terrifying, try listening to Bengali women at an Indian wedding doing their war-cries. It’s genuinely unsettling – as is the blowing of the conch shell, which alternately sounds like a war horn or a dyspeptic fat kid farting.
Bit violent, these Jews, eh, what?
Apparently this will be the year 5,781 by their calendar. That has some fascinating scientific implications, by the way, which I might get around to talking about one day in a podcast. We’ll see how it goes.
I’m pretty sure that shoving a Hellfire missile up Qassem al-Soleimani’s arse put him right over that line. I’m not complaining – not exactly, though I think killing Soleimani wasn’t strictly necessary or wise – but in this ONE aspect, President Lightworker Odumbass has the God-Emperor beat all hollow.
Do Daemoncrats ever get whiplash from the speed at which they have to change their opinions thanks to the God-Emperor?
What did I JUST say?!?
Once a horndog, always a horndog. Though, in fairness, if I had to go to bed every night next to something that looks like the Hillde-
I’m sorry, I couldn’t finish writing that sentence without explosively vomiting all over my keyboard. So I’ll just leave it at that.
Campaign slogan of the year, that one.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO OUTWIT THE GOD-EMPEROR.
Boy, Pyramid Head sure has lost a lot of weight. And where’s his giant-ass knife?
Headlines of the week suggest that the world is buckling under the strain of human stupidity:
ONLY IN AUSTRALIA could people think that it’s a GOOD idea to allow emus into a PUB.
Your “Delhi Belly” moment of the week:
Your “OxyMORON” moment of the week:
Your “Jigsaw Was Here” moment of the week:
Your “That Explanation is Full of SH*T” moment of the week:
Your “Media Massacre” moment of the week:
Sure does feel like it, eh?
AND WHISKEY IS IMPORTANTEST*HIC!*
See “emus” from above.
I CANNOT BE THE ONLY MAN WHO THINKS THAT THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA.
AMERICA THE BEYOOOOTIFULL!!!
Nope. Sorry. Needs lightsabers.
See? Much better.
Damned good question, Fido. We’ve all turned into dogs.
Girls with guns time – #2 is simply astonishing:
Your Dog of the Week is the Dogo Argentino, a type of mastiff:
Animals make us laugh:
Also – animals are absolute DICKS:
Gym beast props this week go to bodybuilding legend Lee Priest, who is actually much more than just a performance artist:
Buakaw Beatdown of the Week:
Jesus loves knockouts:
Classic synthwave with Dance with the Dead:
And now to round things off nicely (heh), here is your Instathot to get the week off to a good start. Her name is Jenna Alexa Berman, age 24 from Jupiter, FL, a small town north of West Palm Beach. She graduated from UFL and is currently dating a sportzball player named Jack Flaherty, who is a pitcher for something called the “St. Louis Cardinals”. If anyone has the first clue what that means, please do enlighten me in the comments below.
(Note: that was sarcasm. I know what baseball is – though I find it about as interesting to watch as cricket, these days. Which is to say, not very.)
Whatever and however bad her tastes in sports might be, her taste in bras and swimsuits is certainly excellent.
OK, chaps, off to work with you. We’ve got more CRUSHING!!! to do, and that’s not going to happen on its own.