“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
When we were young, most of us assuredly dreamed of being rich and famous. In our naivete, we thought that the world would prostrate itself at our feet. The dream of the easy life lingers before each and every one of us, tantalising us with its possibilities. And...
It’s been a tough week all around, lads – or at least, it was for me. I have spent the whole of this week dealing with the sheer ineptitude, stupidity, and incompetence of an ISP in PommieBastardLande. You would think, being a (nominally) First World...
Our favourite resident psychopath, The Dizzle hizzself, put up a long video a couple of days ago on the Ravi Zacharias scandal. It is worth watching in full to understand what went wrong: For those of you who don’t have a clue, or are not Christians, here is a...
As we all know by now, His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, the Chaddest of Chads, may the Lord bless him and...
Well, I hope you boys managed to get through the Valentine’s Day Massacre yesterday with your wallets and sanity intact. Something about that stupid fake holiday just makes women go all gooey and stupid. Honestly, I’m with Becker on this one –...
This week’s episode concerns every man’s LEAST favourite fake holiday – Valentine’s Day. I go over some current events and news, then segue into the times that we live in and the ways in which men and women have failed to live up to our...
13 If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. 2 And if I have prophetic powers, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am...
This week has not been a good one for those of us who simply want to be LEFT. THE. F**K. ALONE. to live our lives as we see fit. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus...
(Note: The following post is based around an email that I sent my mailing list subscribers yesterday night on the back of the news about Gina Carano’s firing from Devil Mouse Wars. If you haven’t subscribed to the mailing list yet, sign up here.) As I...
Most of you have no doubt heard the news by now that GIna “Crush” Carano, former Strikeforce women’s Lightweight division champion and sometime actress, has been fired by the Devil Mouse for something or other that she Twatted. (Pun intended.) Pretty...
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