“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Didactic Mind, Ep. 49: Have No Fear

Didactic Mind, Ep. 49: Have No Fear

This week’s podcast is all about fighting the mind-crippling fear that has overtaken all of us thanks to the Chinese Mumps. I provide some understanding of what has happened, why the fear is overblown, what you can do to fight it, and where and how there is...
Prove it

Prove it

Our good friend Dawn Pine and I obviously think very much alike, because we both saw this news story about actress Charlotte Kirk’s PoundMeToo claims and immediately jumped to pretty much the same basic conclusion: British actress Charlotte Kirk has filed a...
Friday T&A: The Savage Time Edition

Friday T&A: The Savage Time Edition

It’s been a pretty busy week for me and it doesn’t look like things are going to be any less busy anytime soon, so I’ll make this one relatively short. I’ll start with a question to all of you: Boys, did you ever get the feeling that someone...
Careless Airways dropped a flying piano

Careless Airways dropped a flying piano

Reader furor kek tonicus – he of the awesome and ever-changing handle – posted a video in the comments to yesterday’s article about the God-Emperor’s epic attack raccoons, about the Joint Strike Flying Piano. Apparently, one of Uncle...
Make Raccoons Great Again

Make Raccoons Great Again

Once more, His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, shows us that anything is...
Mr. Softy gets blue-screen balls

Mr. Softy gets blue-screen balls

A reader and podcast listener alerted me this morning to a truly hilarious story about everyone’s favourite corporate whipping boy. Apparently, a huge swathe of Microsoft’s core cloud services went offline, and as far as anyone can figure out, it was...
Monday morning SCOTUS scrimmage

Monday morning SCOTUS scrimmage

Boys, not gonna lie – it was a pretty rough weekend, and this Monday doesn’t look like it’s going to be any better. But we carry on regardless, because we’re men and that’s what we do. And what better way to do so than by forcing your...
Didactic Mind, Ep. 49: Have No Fear

Didactic Mind, Ep. 48: One Little Victory

In this latest episode of the Didactic Mind podcast, I talk about hope and victory against two of the greatest threats that we face in the modern world: There is a lot to unpack in this week’s podcast, in which I discuss how potentially 3 BILLION souls could be...