“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Malibu Barbie Edition

Friday T&A: Malibu Barbie Edition

Shit’s weird, and gettin’ weirder by the day, boys. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord...

Gym idiocy: Balance ball squats edition

Do you remember this picture? It’s been floating around teh innarwebz for years, and it’s all about the dangers posed to clients by really dumb, really inept gym trainers: I always thought that this was more of a joke than anything else, and that nobody...

The TrumpCure works

This video of a very foreign doctor working in Houston, TX, and treating Kung Flu patients was apparently so terrifying, so evil, so horrible, and so dreadful that YouTube and Google have thoroughly banned it: Her name is Dr. Stella Immanuel, and she’s...

The Toe gets it

Toe Rogan is moving to Texas: See, even though Toe Rogan is only about 4’2″, he fully understands what most rational people do – that moving away from Commiefornia and to a free state is a Very Good Thing. People have a deep-seated natural desire to...

Monday morning with lightsabers

Monday. Just… NO. Don’t worry, though, it’s not so bad, because Monday morning ALSO means another edition of the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster to brighten up your day with plenty of shitposting, great pics, cool tunes, and a hot chick at the end....

Sunday Scripture: God Promises Deliverance

But the Lord said to Moses, “Now you shall see what I will do to Pharaoh; for with a strong hand he will send them out, and with a strong hand he will drive them out of his land.” God spoke to Moses and said to him, “I am the Lord. I appeared to Abraham, to Isaac, and...
Friday T&A: Tyumeni Notes Edition

Friday T&A: Tyumeni Notes Edition

It’s Friday again, and what a week it’s been. It looked for a while as though His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of...
Domain Query: Gen-Screwed

Domain Query: Gen-Screwed

Reader and friend JohnC posted a long series of questions about generational differences between the Baby Boomers, GenXers, Millennial(tard)s, and GenZ in a couple of comments on the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster from earlier this week: Hey Didact what are thoughts...