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Gym idiocy: Balance ball squats edition

by | Jul 31, 2020 | gym idiots, Uncategorized | 1 comment

Do you remember this picture? It’s been floating around teh innarwebz for years, and it’s all about the dangers posed to clients by really dumb, really inept gym trainers:

I always thought that this was more of a joke than anything else, and that nobody would be dumb enough to do stupid shit like that in real life.

Then I saw this:

These are the moments that make me lose all hope for the human race.

Actually, it turns out that this isn’t even as bad as things really get. After all, as HALO 2 has taught us, if you’re not dual-wielding, you’re not winning:

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Heaven help us. These idiots walk among us – AND THEY CAN REPRODUCE. Not only that, but they can vote, drive, and buy guns.

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1 Comment

  1. Charlie

    Nope, the real horror is not that these creatures can reproduce, but that they do, and they are legion.

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