“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Let the Reclamation begin

Let the Reclamation begin

The new E3 2021 HALO Infinite campaign trailer is out, and… well, just watch – though you’ll want to skip through the first 2min of it, because of Bonnie Ross flapping her trap: First things first… Wow. We have waited nearly SEVEN YEARS for a...
Monday morning for the God-Emperor

Monday morning for the God-Emperor

Well, it’s Monday again, and unsurprisingly, this generally sucks. But not today. For you see, June 14th is of course the birthday of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus...
Sunday Scripture: Increasing Corruption on the Earth

Sunday Scripture: Increasing Corruption on the Earth

6 When man began to multiply on the face of the land and daughters were born to them, 2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of man were attractive. And they took as their wives any they chose. 3 Then the Lord said, “My Spirit shall not abide in[a] man forever, for...
Friday T&A: Tapas Al-Fresco Edition

Friday T&A: Tapas Al-Fresco Edition

Y’know, there aren’t many things that really, really, really, SEVERELY piss me off – though admittedly those who have been reading my work for some time might be forgiven for snorting derisively upon reading those words. However, one sure-fire way to...
The great Izzlamic swindle

The great Izzlamic swindle

This week saw the one-year anniversary of the infamous “holes in the narrative” interview that rocked the Izzlamic world to its very core. Given that LRFotS Sasha Hrongmitts has been after me for a while now to follow up on my previous posts about Islam,...
Great stories belong to the world

Great stories belong to the world

Back when Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Vox Day the Most Malevolent and Terrible decided to wade into the world of comic books, some of his longtime followers and readers wondered if he’d lost his marbles. After all, Voxemort the Malevolent is...
Monday morning fight blub

Monday morning fight blub

Oy vey, not bloody again. Monday. Just… NO. Of course, today is considerably less miserable because of the Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher, which is full of distractions and diversions to make the day pass by more quickly. Being a Monday, though, perhaps we...
When the Greatest went to war

When the Greatest went to war

The storms that had rocked the boats so badly, and had filled their holds with the sickness and misery of wretched troopers and sailors, had finally abated. The weather had cleared at least enough to permit the operation to proceed. And so, the great invasion fleet...