“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Lemons to Melons Edition

Friday T&A: Lemons to Melons Edition

Boys, there are times when, no matter how hard you work, now matter how good you are at your job, nothing will ever be good enough for the people judging your work. And finding this out can be a crushing disappointment. This is especially true if you are young and...
Men are better at EVERYTHING

Men are better at EVERYTHING

That is not a hyperbolic headline. It turns out that we really are the best at everything that women excel at doing, including beauty pageants now: Kataluna Enriquez, 27, has forged the way. She won Miss Nevada at an event in Las Vegas on Sunday, and has her sights...
Monday morning blazing saddles

Monday morning blazing saddles

God, what an awful Monday. Actually, I’ve got more reason to complain today than I usually do, mostly because I honestly feel like I got hit by a truck. I’m not quite sure what the hell happened. We completed a massive project on Friday – after I had...
Sunday Scripture: Jesus Heals a Man Born Blind

Sunday Scripture: Jesus Heals a Man Born Blind

9 As he passed by, he saw a man blind from birth. 2 And his disciples asked him, “Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?” 3 Jesus answered, “It was not that this man sinned, or his parents, but that the works of God might be displayed in...
Friday T&A: Sergeant Schmidt Edition

Friday T&A: Sergeant Schmidt Edition

If you’re paying any attention whatsoever to the news these days, it is difficult to escape the conclusion that a not-particularly-competent, yet extraordinarily evil, cult of lunatics is running the entire world straight into a planet-sized woodchipper. Our...
Because it’s IDIOTIC, that’s why

Because it’s IDIOTIC, that’s why

Our good friend Dawn Pine sent over an interesting link the other day, from a website in India, of all places – seriously, he reads more from Indian news than I do – about why people who attend CrossFit gyms are quitting the fitness fad: It’s not just...
Monday morning Schifrin shuffle

Monday morning Schifrin shuffle

Bloody hell, not Monday again. I just can’t do this without coffee… Well, now that I’ve had my first proper dose, let’s get down to business. For it is of course time for the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster, to help us all get through this...
Sunday Scripture: Jesus Heals a Man Born Blind

Sunday Scripture: Divisions in the Church

3 But I, brothers,[a] could not address you as spiritual people, but as people of the flesh, as infants in Christ. 2 I fed you with milk, not solid food, for you were not ready for it. And even now you are not yet ready, 3 for you are still of the flesh. For while...
Friday T&A: Ginger Spice Edition

Friday T&A: Ginger Spice Edition

Yet another absolutely exhausting week down. They’re all starting to blend together at this point. It is difficult to keep track when you are constantly running from pillar to post, managing this and starting up that, trying to coax people to do what you know...