“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Didact hereby endorses the Green New Deal

Friends, brothers, shitlords, I come before you today to address a grave and terrible problem. That problem is: unregulated and unrestricted cow farts. As we know, 99.9% of all scientists believe that humans are behind the sudden, uncontrollable, and unprecedented...

The complete vindication of the God-Emperor

Being in Arabland as I am right now – long story, with pictures to follow later – I am rather behind on the news and my posting in general, but I did want to comment on the fact that Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation has now closed, and...

Good manners are sexist now

A hysterical woman who works for a hysterical organisation called the Daily Mail – only the second most sold daily newspaper in the United Kingdom of PommieBastardLand, whodathunkit – who goes by the name of Erica Tempesta (great name, that), has...

When Vader isn’t looking…

… his stormtroopers tend to get up to all sorts of crazy shenanigans: I couldn’t care less about talent shows most of the time, but I have to admit, that was pretty badass. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new...

They poked the Bear

The Big Bear, Owen Benjamin, just had his channel demonetised: The (((special people))) and the SJWs – there is considerable overlap between them these days – at YouTube and the Goolag clearly have it in for dissident thinkers. This is exactly what I...

Tommy Robinson and the Cannae Envelopment

Tommy Robinson is not a name that I imagine is familiar to most readers who are not from Ye Olde Kingdome of Pommie Bastarde Lande. In Britbongland, though, he has gained quite a bit of notoriety as a “far right extremist” – whatever the hell that...

Apples to lemons

I started using (read: was simply given outright) a MacBook Pro for work purposes, because my latest employer is a Mac-only environment. That has been a… VERY interesting experience. See, the thing is that I am a Windows-to-Linux guy, but I actually grew up...

If it didn’t work the first 999 times…

I was planning to write a longer post today, but got sidetracked. (Okay, honesty demands that I admit that this is just my way of saying that it was pouring cats and dogs today, and I wasn’t feeling too great because of this disgustingly phlegmy chest infection...

Don’t date a psychologist

Dating women can be, and often is, a minefield no matter where or how you go about it. Dating a psychologist, however, is like walking into a minefield blindfolded and carrying 100lbs worth of dead weight on your back. Why am I so down on dating women who happen to be...

Now that’s what I call a parade!

We shitlords have been calling Donald Trump the God-Emperor for nigh-on four years now, and with very, very good reason. It is a meme with two meanings, if you know your sci-fi canons. The first has to do with the WARHAMMER 40,000 sci-fi tabletop wargaming...