by Didact | Apr 25, 2019 | Uncategorized
I got an email in one of my personal accounts which was just too funny not to share. Please note that I have not changed one single word of the email, it’s quoted exactly as I got it: Greetings, My name is Major James K. Hoffman. I am an American soldier,...
by Didact | Apr 23, 2019 | Uncategorized
In my post the other day about once-hot babe Tia Carrere, I wasaccused of being rather uncharitable toward the aforementioned lady by commenter “Himself”: I don’t know about 200 mph. She doesn’t appear to be anywhere near as bad as the examples...
by Didact | Apr 20, 2019 | Uncategorized
Alibaba CEO Jack Ma made headlines around the world recently when he talked about the “996 ethic” that he says is required in order to do well within his company: To survive at Alibaba Group Holding Ltd. you need to work 12 hours a day, six days a week....
by Didact | Apr 19, 2019 | Uncategorized
Does anybody remember an actress and model named Tia Carrere? You may remember her from films like Wayne’s World and the laughably silly action flick Showdown in Little Tokyo, which starred the tragically deceased Brandon Lee and the ridiculously...
by Didact | Apr 16, 2019 | Uncategorized
Y’know, boys, sometimes, on a slow news day, God just hands you a great headline for free: The Independent Group (TIG) of breakaway, anti-Brexit MPs from the Labour Party and the Tory left have officially registered as a new politcal party, under the moniker...
by Didact | Apr 12, 2019 | Uncategorized
… is to be completely, totally, and absolutely BUGSHIT NUTS: That video is quite old, it dates back a good long way to when Tom Cruise received – and I’m not making this up – the International Association of Scientologist’s (IAS) Freedom...
by Didact | Apr 11, 2019 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Following my (rather harrowing and mostly unpleasant) experience with CrossShit, commenter Andy asks: Would like to see your perspective on Planet Fitness next. Be sure to go on Free Pizza Day. 🙂 Well, to my considerable relief and delight, I am not in a country...
by Didact | Apr 1, 2019 | Uncategorized
Friends, brothers, shitlords, I come before you today to address a grave and terrible problem. That problem is: unregulated and unrestricted cow farts. As we know, 99.9% of all scientists believe that humans are behind the sudden, uncontrollable, and unprecedented...
by Didact | Mar 27, 2019 | Uncategorized
Being in Arabland as I am right now – long story, with pictures to follow later – I am rather behind on the news and my posting in general, but I did want to comment on the fact that Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation has now closed, and...
by Didact | Mar 20, 2019 | Uncategorized
A hysterical woman who works for a hysterical organisation called the Daily Mail – only the second most sold daily newspaper in the United Kingdom of PommieBastardLand, whodathunkit – who goes by the name of Erica Tempesta (great name, that), has...
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