“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Disaster Movie Edition

Friday T&A: Disaster Movie Edition

Brothers, watching the news right now – whether of the presstitute and whorenalist sort, which I advise you to avoid in the interest of your mental and general health, or the alternative kind that I show people on my Telegram channel and on this site, which is...
Friday T&A: Cauldron Bubble Edition

Friday T&A: Cauldron Bubble Edition

Boys, to quote the legendary Mal Reynolds, “it’s a real burden being right so often”. (Admittedly, I also get quite a lot VERY BADLY WRONG, too, so let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves.) At the outset of the Banderastan War, all the way...
Friday T&A: Bond girl Edition

Friday T&A: Bond girl Edition

Just a quick one this time, brothers, as I did most of my long-form commentary earlier, and have been rather busy with other things today. (Mostly playing HALO, sleeping, feeding the birds, and making a bunch of crap about digital marketing. It’s a lot easier...
Friday T&A: Flags and Rags Edition

Friday T&A: Flags and Rags Edition

Brothers, this week taught us, perhaps like no other before it in recent memory (for certain readings of “recent”, I suppose), that we live in a world ruled completely by lies. The supposed “Russian massacre at Bucha” demonstrates this...
Friday T&A: Won’t Get Fooled Again Edition

Friday T&A: Won’t Get Fooled Again Edition

My friends, despite the fact that it’s April Fool’s Day, and in spite of the day’s previous poasts designed to amuse and annoy in equal measure, i want to get serious here for a little bit. You know you need a vacation when you have trouble...
Friday T&A: War and Peace Edition

Friday T&A: War and Peace Edition

Some weeks are effortless and easy, and go by exactly the way you want, without a worry or a care in the world. You get through them, you feel fantastic, you think that you’re on an endless winning streak. Nothing can stop you and everything goes precisely as...
Friday T&A: Boiling Point Edition

Friday T&A: Boiling Point Edition

It has been an eventful week on many fronts, brothers. As you have seen from my posts on the subject, the Russian invasion of Ukraine is actually moving at quite a brisk pace, though you wouldn’t know it by listening to the Western presstitutes. They would have...
Friday T&A: Donbas Reuben Sandwich Edition

Friday T&A: Donbas Reuben Sandwich Edition

We are now in Week 3 of a destructive, terrible, awful, horrific conflict between two nations that should always ahve been sisters and friends, but are now at each others’ throats. This is tragic beyond measure. It is also ENTIRELY the fault of the Western...
Friday T&A: Don’t Mention the War Edition

Friday T&A: Don’t Mention the War Edition

Rough week all around, eh, lads? Honestly, watching the Russkies and Ukies duke it out, hasn’t been half as much fun as you might think. So let’s not talk about it right now, since I have spent quite a bit of time and effort this week on precisely that...
Friday T&A: Peace and Sisterhood Edition

Friday T&A: Peace and Sisterhood Edition

Boys, I have to level with you: this has been a very, very hard week, on every level – spiritually, psychologically, physically, the lot. We woke to news on Thursday that Russia had invaded its neighbour, Ukraine, and this was particularly hard to bear for...