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Friday T&A: Flags and Rags Edition

Friday T&A: Flags and Rags Edition

Brothers, this week taught us, perhaps like no other before it in recent memory (for certain readings of “recent”, I suppose), that we live in a world ruled completely by lies. The supposed “Russian massacre at Bucha” demonstrates this...
Friday T&A: Won’t Get Fooled Again Edition

Friday T&A: Won’t Get Fooled Again Edition

My friends, despite the fact that it’s April Fool’s Day, and in spite of the day’s previous poasts designed to amuse and annoy in equal measure, i want to get serious here for a little bit. You know you need a vacation when you have trouble...
Friday T&A: War and Peace Edition

Friday T&A: War and Peace Edition

Some weeks are effortless and easy, and go by exactly the way you want, without a worry or a care in the world. You get through them, you feel fantastic, you think that you’re on an endless winning streak. Nothing can stop you and everything goes precisely as...
Friday T&A: Boiling Point Edition

Friday T&A: Boiling Point Edition

It has been an eventful week on many fronts, brothers. As you have seen from my posts on the subject, the Russian invasion of Ukraine is actually moving at quite a brisk pace, though you wouldn’t know it by listening to the Western presstitutes. They would have...
Friday T&A: Donbas Reuben Sandwich Edition

Friday T&A: Donbas Reuben Sandwich Edition

We are now in Week 3 of a destructive, terrible, awful, horrific conflict between two nations that should always ahve been sisters and friends, but are now at each others’ throats. This is tragic beyond measure. It is also ENTIRELY the fault of the Western...
Friday T&A: Don’t Mention the War Edition

Friday T&A: Don’t Mention the War Edition

Rough week all around, eh, lads? Honestly, watching the Russkies and Ukies duke it out, hasn’t been half as much fun as you might think. So let’s not talk about it right now, since I have spent quite a bit of time and effort this week on precisely that...
Friday T&A: Peace and Sisterhood Edition

Friday T&A: Peace and Sisterhood Edition

Boys, I have to level with you: this has been a very, very hard week, on every level – spiritually, psychologically, physically, the lot. We woke to news on Thursday that Russia had invaded its neighbour, Ukraine, and this was particularly hard to bear for...
Friday T&A: Drums of Doom Edition

Friday T&A: Drums of Doom Edition

Well, gentlemen, it would appear that, somewhat miraculously, we managed to make it through another week without THE END OF THE FREAKIN’ WORLD raining down around our heads. Somehow, the Russians managed to refrain from invading Ukraine, and somehow, the stupid,...
Friday T&A: Napoleonic Neat Edition

Friday T&A: Napoleonic Neat Edition

Brothers, if there is one lesson to learn from this past week, it is this: you can push the Sons of Martha only so far before they finally snap, and fight back. For that is precisely what we have seen. Truckers in Canada have brought provincial governments to their...
Friday T&A: Sabacc Edition

Friday T&A: Sabacc Edition

No real time to mess about with a lot of philosophising today. It’s been one of those non-stop weeks where you start off thinking that you’ve got lots of time to do everything, and then before you know it, the week is already gone. I did quite a lot this...