“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Double First Edition

Friday T&A: Double First Edition

Changes in the world order are coming at us so fast that they make one’s head spin. Today, we saw the Neo-Tsar give what was touted as a long and very important speech at the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum (SPIEF), and the de facto god-king of...
Friday T&A: Worldchanger Edition

Friday T&A: Worldchanger Edition

The Banderastan War continues to grind on toward a conclusion that is both unsurprising and inevitable. That result will be the total elimination of the Banderites from the Donbas region. And that, in turn, will mean the death or surrender of… well, nobody...
Friday T&A: Jubilee Edition

Friday T&A: Jubilee Edition

Right now, in PommieBastardLande, the Limeys are enjoying a 4-day weekend while they celebrate the 70th anniversary of the coronation of Her Majesty, the Queen, Elizabeth II Windsor. (Note that her rather “English” last name is something of an artificial...
Friday T&A: Fan Service Edition

Friday T&A: Fan Service Edition

As we approach Day 100 of the Russian Special Military Operation in Banderastan (aka 404-Land), wherein “them damn Rooskis!!!” stormed in to demilitarise, de-Nazify, and defang the most corrupt and broken country in all of Europe, it is difficult to avoid...
Friday T&A: Saddling the Horsemen Edition

Friday T&A: Saddling the Horsemen Edition

Brothers, the past week has shown us all that, no matter how stupid, venal, incompetent, corrupt, and downright crazy we think our leaders are, they can always find ways to surprise us. In the process, they tend to make our lives miserable in the worst possible ways....
Friday T&A: Unlucky Strike Edition

Friday T&A: Unlucky Strike Edition

As the Banderastan War grinds on relentlessly and horribly toward its grim and bloody conclusion, the rest of us are left to wonder what the Hell happened to any kind of wisdom and rationality. World leaders seem to have lost their minds completely, succumbing to a...
Friday T&A: Speaking In Tongues Edition

Friday T&A: Speaking In Tongues Edition

Just a quick one from me this week, gents, I expressed pretty much everything I wanted to in the posts from yesterday and today. All I can say is that the Banderastan War is unquestionably just the latest stage in a much broader, much more dangerous conflict that...
Friday T&A: Disaster Movie Edition

Friday T&A: Disaster Movie Edition

Brothers, watching the news right now – whether of the presstitute and whorenalist sort, which I advise you to avoid in the interest of your mental and general health, or the alternative kind that I show people on my Telegram channel and on this site, which is...
Friday T&A: Cauldron Bubble Edition

Friday T&A: Cauldron Bubble Edition

Boys, to quote the legendary Mal Reynolds, “it’s a real burden being right so often”. (Admittedly, I also get quite a lot VERY BADLY WRONG, too, so let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves.) At the outset of the Banderastan War, all the way...
Friday T&A: Bond girl Edition

Friday T&A: Bond girl Edition

Just a quick one this time, brothers, as I did most of my long-form commentary earlier, and have been rather busy with other things today. (Mostly playing HALO, sleeping, feeding the birds, and making a bunch of crap about digital marketing. It’s a lot easier...