by Didact | Apr 11, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Seeing as how we are finally into spring now – though you would not know it based on the temperatures outside, thanks to Al Bore and his Gospel of Manmade Global Warming – I figured it might be time to post up a few good old-fashioned gym idiots pictures...
by Didact | Apr 7, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Our boy Dom tries to figure out what kind of lifter crushes the most ass in his own inimitable style; naturally, hilarity ensues: Oh, I suppose I should have mentioned that it’s kind of a bit NSFW due to the audio. Whoops. Yet again, we powerlifters take an...
by Didact | Mar 8, 2018 | fitness, gym idiots, Uncategorized
The video below claims that this is “Olympic” lifting versus powerlifting, but the distinction is pretty facile. The actual difference is between proper squatting and half-repping: I may have pointed out before (several times, actually) that...
by Didact | Mar 7, 2018 | fitness, gym idiots, Uncategorized
Anybody want to guess what happens when four soyboys decide to try the manly art of beating the ever-loving shit out of other people? Well… this: Oh dear. To me the most telling moment in that entire episode comes from this one little GIF: As I recall, it was an...
by Didact | Dec 27, 2017 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
As we wind down the clock on 2017, it is worth reminding those of us who attend regular prayer services at the Church of Iron, and reverently and diligently obey the Ten Commandments of the Iron God, exactly why it is that those Commandments exist: As I have...
by Didact | Nov 17, 2017 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Oh really? I have been saying for years that the single most dangerous piece of equipment in any given gym is, and will always be, that spine-mangling, knee-destroying, tendon-shredding monstrosity that all real lifters know and loathe as the Smith...
by Didact | Aug 15, 2017 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Yet again, just when you thought it was safe to go back into the gym- CROSSFIT STRIKES!!!: Kyrie, eleison. Honestly, what is wrong with people who do CrossShit?!? And, yes, I am well aware that some of my readers do CrossFit. My feelings on the subject are well...
by Didact | Jul 24, 2017 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Every disciple of the steel has a pet peeve about the asshats that populate the shrine of the Lord of Iron, our God. If you have ever lifted hard and heavy, then you will recognise these stereotypes immediately: Not, I admit, the best of videos on the subject- Brother...
by Didact | Jul 19, 2017 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Most of my readers, being manly men of manliness, fully understand how to behave in the church of iron every time they go for regular worship services. There is absolutely no need to remind them of the expected codes of conduct, or the rites to be observed, in the...
by Didact | Jun 5, 2017 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Here followeth the Law of the Iron, to be observed and honoured by all disciples of the steel as ye pray in the Temple of the Iron God, the Holiest of Holies, the Squat Rack. Remember these Commandments and do not fail to heed them, for the wrath of the vengeful Iron...
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