by Didact | Aug 12, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
That is what you will very likely hear one day if you are ever stupid enough to take up CrossFit: There are plenty of reasons to make fun of CrossFit. From a powerlifter’s perspective, the stupidest thing, by far, about CrossFit is the fact that it combines...
by Didact | Jul 19, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Back in early 2016, I encountered a particularly foul, vile, and noxious form of humanity in the Temple of Iron, the Crucible of Steel, the Altar to the Iron God – yes, that’s right, in the Holiest of Holies, THE GYM – who was so profoundly stupid...
by Didact | Jul 16, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Apparently some sort of Very Big Event took place yesterday in the world of Sportzball, and frankly most of the time I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about what happened because unless the event involves Roger Federer doing his GOAT shtick, or an actual MMA...
by Didact | Jul 5, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
The way I see it, if you are going to celebrate America’s birthday, you might as well do it using some dope-ass footage of a swole guy lifting heavy shit – with FIREWORKS!!! A post shared by gymfuckery™ (@gymfuckery) on Jul 4, 2018 at 10:38pm PDT Oh, and...
by Didact | Jun 18, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
This is what happens when you use a Smith machine in a gym: A post shared by gymfuckery™ (@gymfuckery) on Jun 17, 2018 at 10:02am PDT As I may have made clear a few times in the past, I HATE SMITH MACHINES. The damn things are the most dangerous piece of equipment in...
by Didact | Jun 2, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Some people out there would like you to believe that protein shakes are bad for you. (Those people usually – but not always – have no idea how to lift proper weights, either.) To such people, I say, WATCH THIS: A post shared by gymfuckery™ (@gymfuckery) on...
by Didact | May 25, 2018 | fitness, gym idiots, Uncategorized
This one here is for the ladies – all, like, two of them that read my blog and somehow manage to keep their heads from exploding. Girls – have you ever been to a personal training session at the gym and discovered that your trainer is perhaps a little...
by Didact | May 23, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Henry Rollins – of BLACK FLAG fame – had some rather interesting things to say about his experiences opening for THE GREATEST FREAKIN’ BAND OF ALL TI… uh, I mean, IRON MAIDEN: Now I’ve been to my fair share of IRON MAIDEN concerts –...
by Didact | May 18, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
But not as much as this guy: A post shared by gymfuckery™ (@gymfuckery) on May 17, 2018 at 10:28am PDT Quite aside from the highly amusing voice-over commentary, I do need to get something off my chest here: WHY, in the name of ALL THAT IS HOLY, do people RUN ON...
by Didact | May 10, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Via what is rapidly becoming my favourite way of mocking gym idiots: A post shared by gymfuckery™ (@gymfuckery) on May 8, 2018 at 9:10pm PDT Men who wear gloves to the gym are obviously a bit too worried about getting sand in their vaginas to lift heavy weights with...
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