by Didact | May 22, 2017 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
And, as the Buff Dudes prove yet again, only enough blood to run one at a time- especially when one is dealing with a gorgeous girl in tight yoga pants: I could not stop laughing at the crack about “powerlifting style”. The problem with powerlifting is,...
by Didact | May 15, 2017 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Everybody’s favourite grumpy strength coach, Mark Rippetoe, wrote up a really superb article the other day in which he pointed out the reality of powerlifting as testable, provable, repeatable science. In other words, powerlifting is strength engineering: In the...
by Didact | Nov 15, 2016 | fitness, gym idiots, Uncategorized
People often wonder why iron addicts like me use the words “gym” and “church” interchangeably. Our favourite bro-scientist, Dom, breaks it all down for you: That may be the funniest BroScience episode yet- because EVERY SINGLE WORD IS ABSOLUTE...
by Didact | Sep 11, 2016 | fat girl jihad, gym idiots, Uncategorized
This is how lifting bros wish the world worked: I got that from a not-exactly-unattractive lady who’s been sending me some rather interesting WhatsApp messages of late. She knows, of course, that I lift, so make of this what you will. As far as I’m...
by Didact | Sep 8, 2016 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
I cannot say that Dom’s 100th BroScienceLife video is going to make me any fan of rap music. It still sounds like farts being piped through an amplifier system- and has about the same effect upon my hearing that a broccoli fart would have on your nasal...
by Didact | Sep 7, 2016 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
There isn’t much that I can think of that is truly more terrifying than really bad deadlift form. Honestly, I’d rather watch that hilariously disgusting scene inThe Evil Dead where one of the deadites stabs a pencil into someone’s ankle, repeatedly,...
by Didact | Aug 11, 2016 | fat girl jihad, gym idiots, Uncategorized
Wednesdays are leg day at the gym for me, which of course means approximately two hours spent doing squats and deadlifts in the crucible of will and steel that is the squat rack. Now, you would think that the worst thing about leg day is, well, the fact that it...
by Didact | Aug 4, 2016 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
I know it’s hard to believe, but there ARE, in fact, people in the gym who are WORSE than CrossShitters. Our boy Dom breaks it down for you: The only thing he left out was the curl bros. My GOD but I hate those guys. True story: I’d rocked up to the gym...
by Didact | Jul 28, 2016 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the gym- CROSSFIT STRIKES! There is this documentary kicking around on Netflix right now called The Fittest on Earth. Apparently the claim is that CrossFitters are, well, the fittest people anywhere. I’ll believe...
by Didact | Jun 30, 2016 | gym idiots, Uncategorized
It turns out that the Trap Lord doesn’t just make darkly funny video roasts of gym idiots doing… well, idiotic things. He also has his own apparel line. I bought the lifting TriForce (Water Temple) t-shirt a few weeks ago, and was finally able to work out...
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