“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Balkan solution

Remember that Mel Gibson period-piece film, The Patriot, which actually was a rather good, if somewhat inaccurate, stylised portrayal of the battle for American independence in the southern colonies? Do y’all remember that scene where the colonial Congress of...

Ownage

It used to be easy for me to insult the New York F***ing Times by calling them ПРАВДА, which those of you who know your history will recognise as the state-run newspaper in Soviet times whose name meant, hilariously, “truth” in Russian. The Russkies...

“They’re farmers with pitchforks!”

In the wake of Robert Francis Shamrocks Padraig Kilkenny Guinness Begorrah O’Meara Shillelagh O’Rourke’s strident insistence that the Daemoncrats absolutely will come and take your guns, Paul Ramsey provides a pessimistic Gen-X Hard Right take...

The Troll-Emperor and the stroppy teen

His Most August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, completely owned an angry 16-year-old “climate change” crusader the other day, and boy were the results hilarious: Arriving at...

Pass the sick bag

Paul Joseph Watson’s biting analysis of the degeneracy of our modren society takes a strong stomach to watch, particularly toward the end: Remember what I said on Sunday about how Satan is out to do the most damage that he possibly can before he is finally...

Grunt-work

Do YOU have what it takes to join Her Majesty’s Royal Marines? I’ll be very honest here: I sure as Hell couldn’t have passed that test, when I was 18. I was very fat and quite slow and my cardiovascular endurance was piss-poor. A year and a bit of...

Have you ever been so far Left…

… that your eye exploded while you were giving a proper harangue onstage? Former Vice President Joe Biden’s left eye filled with blood while he was onstage Wednesday during a CNN town hall on climate change, apparently from a burst vessel. Biden was in the...

The cancer is terminal

The following documents were leaked out of a… well, let’s just call it a REALLY FREAKIN’ BIG banking and financial services institution, you can easily see which one. This company helps facilitate global payment processing and you almost...

The psychic blasts of the God-Emperor

His Most Legendary and Benevolent Astral Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus, has kicked over the hornets’ nest of anti-Semitism in the USA with his recent remarks about Jews who vote for Daemoncrats: Donald Trump said Tuesday that...

Domain Query: Strengthen or Ruin

Longtime reader and friend of the blog Dire Badger had a rather thought-provoking comment pertaining to gym bros like Chris “FREDO!!!” Cuomo, and why quite a few of them end up turning into giant liberaltard douchenozzles: Think of getting swoll [sic] like...