“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Broken Dreams Edition

Friday T&A: Broken Dreams Edition

Boys, as I have pointed out MANY times before, sometimes, no matter how hard you work, no matter how smart you are, and no matter how well you present yourself, sometimes (quite often, actually) it simply isn’t enough. You will not get what you want. The...
Friday T&A: Underworked and Overpaid Edition

Friday T&A: Underworked and Overpaid Edition

Once more, it has been one HELL of a long week. I’ve been staring at SQL code until my eyeballs ache, and I have to say, it’s not actually that much fun. SQL can do a LOT, but when you’re used to using more flexible languages like R or C++, where you...
Friday T&A: Forza Italia Edition

Friday T&A: Forza Italia Edition

Gentlemen, have you ever found yourself in a situation where you know you’re probably going to fail at whatever task you have been set? It is not a nice feeling. I have been in that position several times in my life. For men like us, who take great pride in a...
Friday T&A: Albanian Peach Edition

Friday T&A: Albanian Peach Edition

It’s been quite a busy week for yours truly as I recover from illness and get back to work. And out where I am, we have been blessed with some truly amazing weather of late – in this country, you take it where and when you can get it, because trust me, it...
Friday T&A: Great Reset Edition

Friday T&A: Great Reset Edition

Gentlemen, as I have said many times before, it is difficult to escape the conclusion that a seriously powerful, seriously malign, and very dangerous force rules over this world. Look around you at the way things are going right now. Does it look like the people in...
Friday T&A: Lemons to Melons Edition

Friday T&A: Lemons to Melons Edition

Boys, there are times when, no matter how hard you work, now matter how good you are at your job, nothing will ever be good enough for the people judging your work. And finding this out can be a crushing disappointment. This is especially true if you are young and...
Friday T&A: Sergeant Schmidt Edition

Friday T&A: Sergeant Schmidt Edition

If you’re paying any attention whatsoever to the news these days, it is difficult to escape the conclusion that a not-particularly-competent, yet extraordinarily evil, cult of lunatics is running the entire world straight into a planet-sized woodchipper. Our...
Friday T&A: Ginger Spice Edition

Friday T&A: Ginger Spice Edition

Yet another absolutely exhausting week down. They’re all starting to blend together at this point. It is difficult to keep track when you are constantly running from pillar to post, managing this and starting up that, trying to coax people to do what you know...
Friday T&A: Tapas Al-Fresco Edition

Friday T&A: Tapas Al-Fresco Edition

Y’know, there aren’t many things that really, really, really, SEVERELY piss me off – though admittedly those who have been reading my work for some time might be forgiven for snorting derisively upon reading those words. However, one sure-fire way to...
Friday T&A: City of Brides Edition

Friday T&A: City of Brides Edition

Bloody hell, what a week. It’s been a long time since I’ve been this busy. Various projects have kept me running at basically full speed for the better part of the past 2 months. Truth be told, I’m pretty happy with that situation – I am...