“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Nuke it from orbit

Terry Crews is not someone that you would pin as a victim of sexual harassment or molestation. The dude was a pro footballer for a long time. Upon retiring from what was evidently a decent, though not outstanding, 6-year career in the NFL, he worked hard at becoming a...

Learn from the Left’s mistakes

Much has been made over the last week or so within the various circles of the Right about the victory of one Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who as far as I can tell is the latest Latina Marxist nutbag who wants to be the General in command of the Free Shit Army. She is...

Monday Grouchies

A reader told me to go check out the Powerline blog’s Week In Pictures archives for various funny things. His advice was, of course, excellent – it turns out that those archives are packed full of very funny cartoons and demotivators that perfectly capture...

Trolling level: Russian Bot

The legacy media got trolled, hard, by not one, but two parody social media accounts, and made complete asses out of themselves in the process: Boy, sometimes God just hands you one for free. I am sometimes questioned by my family for my extreme hostility to...

A little pick-me-up

In case you are feeling dumber than usual, here is a little pick-me-up: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp...

Neymaring

Apparently some sort of Very Big Event took place yesterday in the world of Sportzball, and frankly most of the time I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about what happened because unless the event involves Roger Federer doing his GOAT shtick, or an actual MMA...

Precision beats power

… and timing beats speed as Conor “The Notorious” MacGregor would say. Here is the proof: Indeed, the Notorious One himself features in that compilation, showing everyone else how timing is done. Hell, the compilation ideally should have contained...

Royal cock-up

It would appear that the Half-Blood Princess is riling up the locals in Ye Olde Englande: Most of us haven’t a clue whether those sisters-in-law get on or how close they are. But their joint outing today to the royal box presents Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, with a...

Getting tired?

President Trump announced his pick for retiring Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy’s seat, and it looks like, once again, the God-Emperor has delivered a resounding victory to his legions of followers: President Trump nominated appeals court judge Brett...

One for the Mac lusers

Anyone remember this classic fake Mac ad from the late 1990s, or whenever it was? Using an Apple computer is not quite the exercise in slit-your-wrists levels of retardation and user-unfriendly asshattery that is WinDOZE 8 and 10 – largely because the latest...