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I’ll take the hand grenade

by | Aug 14, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized | 1 comment

Especially after having to witness Mat Best in drag:

I do quite like the idea of handling ISIS terrorists using a Barrett M-82 50-cal, though. I cannot imagine a better way to send a goathumper to Jannah, short of maybe a 120mm anti-personnel canister cartridge fired out of the business end of an M1A2 Abrams tank.

Hey, if they want to go meet their “god” and get their 72 grapes virgins, why not make it easy for them? They tend to be sexually frustrated losers as it is, after all.

It would appear that Mat and his crew are back in action after a long time out. His absolute latest workout motivation video is a bit short, but highly useful:

The very last moment, concerning #WifeCardio, is very important for all red-blooded men to note. After all:

Hey, it’s true.

And with that said:

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1 Comment

  1. Dire Badger

    I think you may have found the only kind of 'crossfit' that actually makes sense. Lifting heavy shit with your arms while lifting a 115 pound hotty with your hips.

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