“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Here we go again… again

Did you watch Tropic Thunder a few years back? Hilarious movie, right? Remember the fake “trailers” at the beginning of the film? Specifically, this one? You know how it is said that life imitates art? Well, the apocalyptic (and half-arsed)...

Norman and Saxon by Rudyard Kipling

“My son,” said the Norman Baron, “I am dying, and you will be heir To all the broad acres in England that William gave me for share When he conquered the Saxon at Hastings, and a nice little handful it is. But before you go over to rule it I want you...

And now for some gym idiocy

As we wind down the clock on 2017, it is worth reminding those of us who attend regular prayer services at the Church of Iron, and reverently and diligently obey the Ten Commandments of the Iron God, exactly why it is that those Commandments exist: As I have...

What’s the Australian equivalent of Amish?

I know this is old news, but I wanted to get it out of the way before considering more recent, interesting, and frankly funnier topics. A few days ago, a member of the Australian version of what Americans call the Amish, hailing from the distinctly Amish region...

Some advice never gets old

Seeing as it’s Boxing Day here- though it is still Christmas back in the good ol’ US of A- I figure that this might not be a bad time to dish out some old-fashioned dating advice to ladies of my age and younger who are stuck wondering where all the good...

What a woman

The wife of the God-Emperor certainly knows how to get into the festive spirit for Christmas: It was all about family this Christmas for the Trumps, who gathered at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach to celebrate the holiday. President Trump was spotted smiling while posing for...

Happy Christmas

And Mary said, “My soul magnifies the Lord, and my spirit rejoices in God my Savior,for he has looked on the humble estate of his servant. For behold, from now on all generations will call me blessed; for he who is mighty has done great things for me, and holy...

I fail to see the problem

Christmas Eve is supposed to be about spending time with loved ones and preparing to celebrate the birth of the Saviour, and I am all in favour of that. Christmas itself is, after all, my single favourite day of the year. But, being a flawed and imperfect man as I am,...

Popp called it

When our friend Terrence Popp came up with the Coitus Consent Form, it was supposed to be a bit of dark humour poking fun at the campus rape culture hysteria that was (and still is) raging out of control. It was not, at the time at least, supposed to be taken too...