“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Hot sticks

by | Dec 24, 2017 | Uncategorized

My buddy Carey sent me this clip a few hours ago of a lady named Hannah Ford rocking out on the skins, and I have to say, I was pretty impressed: Damn. She’s good. And that’s not all she can do, either: Normally I don’t like watching drum solos....

The monsters in the closet

by | Dec 23, 2017 | Uncategorized

Greetings from sunny Dubai!!! Where the dunes are sandy, the airport is full of all sorts of useless overpriced shit, and the women are… well, y’know. And that is about all of the chirpy cheeriness that I can summon for now- partly because I got off a...

This is exactly how it is

by | Dec 21, 2017 | Uncategorized

The clever folks over at Caveman Circus have put together a few handy memes showing what it is like being an introvert in a highly extroverted society, and I have to say, they are uncannily accurate: The thing to remember about introverts is that we are not, for...

The triumph of Ullanor

by | Dec 20, 2017 | Uncategorized

For those of you mystified by the title of this post, brush up on your WH40K lore here. Even to jaded cynical types like me, it is becoming increasingly difficult to deny that President Trump appears to be on a real roll these days. The evidence is mounting that the...

The Supreme Dark Lord’s Guide to Trench Warfare

by | Dec 18, 2017 | Uncategorized

It has certainly been quite a good few years for His Voxness. As our Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) noted recently, he has been right in the middle of some of the fiercest battles of our ongoing war to reclaim Western culture. Starting with Sad Puppies, and then Rabid...

Social Justice: Not even once

by | Dec 16, 2017 | Uncategorized

Excuse me while I laugh my ass off at this wonderful bit of news: Cracked has given the pink slip to most of its main contributors and senior editorial staff after a tumultuous run following its embrace of social justice politics. If you grew up on the Internet, then...

Violence begets violence

by | Dec 15, 2017 | Uncategorized

And a damned good thing it does, too: Commenter Zarathustra noted in my previous post taking to task the pile of horripilation that we know of as “soccer” (one of several on the subject, actually), that real men prefer to watch bloodsport, if we have to...

Ambitiose sed ineptum

by | Dec 14, 2017 | Uncategorized

Here is a question that I never thought I would be asking: What happens when you get the three blokiest blokes who ever bloked across a TV screen and ask them to create cars designed to take part in Britain’s version of that crazy World’s Wildest Police...