“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

That is exactly why I hate “football”

No, not the American kind- though to be honest I don’t understand the first bloody thing about gridiron. I’m talking about the European kind. This weekend there was apparently a massive rivalry grudge match between two top Italian Serie A teams,...

Damn those Amish…

Reports ofa pipe bomb explosion near Port Authority bus terminal in Manhattan, story is still developing: 8:48 AM: Bystander video shows large police and fire response outside Port Authority Bus Terminal in NYC. https://t.co/xMDyYdSRR2 pic.twitter.com/YmySPBctI1 — ABC...

Friday T&A: Snow Bunny Edition

Judging by the weekend weather forecast, it would seem that Frosty the Snowman wants to… uhh… sneeze all over the East Coast. (I think I just about snuck that one past the censors.) Since that is, unfortunately, inevitable- thanks, Al Gore, for...

Eight Buck Cuck

Former pick-up artist- well, I assume he’s a former PUA now that he’s married – Richard La Ruina recently appeared on Piers Morgan’s morning show in the UK and said a few things about British women that caused quite a bit of ass-pain for both...

Your daily dose of Millennial-bashing

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The Blue-Eyed Djinn is back

And he’s brought along a whole heapin’ helpin’ of whoop-ass to deal with the Millennial generation: Dear Millennial: “You’re in a heap o’ trouble, boy.” Or girl. What follows are the reasons – or at least the big ones – why you’re so thoroughly...

Best. Idea. Ever.

Ladies and Gentlemen Shitlords and Gun-Bunnies: Even in today’s terribly divided political climate, I think we who are of the West can agree on a few basic things: Driving while drinking alcohol is BAD for you and everyone else; However, driving while...

When SABATON meets RAMMSTEIN

Both more and less epic than you might expect, if that makes any sense: I’m a big fan of angry Germans who sound like they’re about to go all blitzkrieg on their enemies, but I tend to find RAMMSTEIN more than a little weird- even though I actually do...

Literally the most interesting man in the world

Anyone who listens to heavy metal on anything approaching a regular basis has heard of Bruce Dickinson. He is, quite simply, THE best heavy metal vocalist out there today. There was a time when one could dispute that accolade. The case could be made that Ronnie James...

“How to neutralise the Twat Virus”

Only a few more days to go until the next season of THE GRAND TOUR: Well, you now know exactly where Kapios and I are going to be on Friday night: at home, on our respective couches, with a big mug of refreshing beer at hand, and the sound systems on our TVs cranked...