“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

All apple, no core

Among the, yet again, FAR too many books that I find myself reading at the moment, is Neil Strauss’s latest work, The Truth. It details Neil Strauss’s journey from a monogamous relationship with his beautiful girlfriend (and eventual wife), Ingrid...

One MEEEEELLION!!!

Wa-hey, this pokey little blog of mine just broke the 1-million view mark today. Now, admittedly, by the standards of most real blogs, that isn’t particularly impressive. There are plenty of websites out there that get a million views in one year....

There goes Captain Slow

Apparently, James May was at some point the one and only remaining hope that THE GRAND TOUR- also known as the funniest damn TV show of all time- has of completing its run given that the Orangutan and the Hamster were out of commission: Oh dear. As the lads like to...

Friday T&A: Air Medellin Edition

Don’t you just love Fridays? This week’s edition of everyone’s absolute favourite part of this ‘ere very ‘eavy, very ‘umble blog (+10 Stonehenges to the first reader who figures out that reference) is brought to you by the lovely...

(Musical) Girl Friday

Rather than blatantly ripping off borrowing from friend and reader Last Redoubt’s Girl Friday concept- go check out the impressive collection of what the old-timers used to call “bodacious babes” over at his place- I decided to go out and find...

The “no true Muslim” fallacy

The world’s most Dangerous Faggot deals with a “moderate Muslim”- who happens to be a rather shapely woman in a nice dress and quite impressive heels- in his typically mild, gentle, and unassuming fashion: That, fellow shitlords, is how it’s...

Oh dear

Some spanner wrote in to TOP GEAR- uh, I mean, THE GRAND TOUR- and its producers, asking that the show be made more “American”. You can sort of guess what happened after that: December 8th cannot come around fast enough. Share this: Share on X (Opens in...

The sooner, the better

The madcap geniuses behind the fake cartoon band CHILDREN OF BATMAN- the pun is hysterically funny if you know your heavy metal- have FINALLY decided to tell us when they will (probably) release the next installment of this wickedly funny series of animated shorts set...

Burn Hollyweird to the ground

In the wake of the veritable flood of rape and sexual harassment claims that have washed out of the entertainment and political industrial complexes, let me state one thing from the outset: I never wanted to write this post. Nothing about the subject matter here...