“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Happy Thanksgiving

Yeah, I’m a BIG fan of Blue Bloods Happy Thanksgiving to all of you, my friends. We of the Hard Right have a whole lot to be thankful for this year, perhaps even more than we did last year with the victory of the God-Emperor. Even though things seem dark...

Never go full social justice

I don’t watch Family Guy, at all. I find some of the clips from the show to be pretty amusing, but I never did much like Seth Macfarlane’s very snarky sense of humour. I didn’t realise it at the time- I must have first seen clips from the show...

The ageing process explained

Looking through one of my posts from last year about the stupidity of the “Captain Save-A-Ho” strategy, I was reminded of the rock-solid truth embedded within the Manosphere axiom: Men age like fine wine, women age like milk. For those of you who are new...

Lost but not forgotten

Very few comedians, alive or dead, could claim to be truly versatile. Some comedians are known for having a particularly dry wit or excellent turn of phrase, but are not skilled at physical comedy. Some physical comedians are hilarious because of their...

Point and laugh

As pretty much everybody reading this knows by now, a Russian chap by the name of Ashot Gabrelyanov developed an Android app called MakeApp that allows the end-user that applies filters to photos of women (and men, of course) and uses some clever algorithmic...

Dump the soy

We have known for some time now that soy products have an estrogenic effect upon the human body. However, just how bad it is for you has to be seen to be believed: Now I’m not saying that every dipshit Leftoid is a soyboy. Nor am I saying that soy products...

Friday T&A: Fitness Chick Edition

It’s that time of the week again, chaps. With Turkey Day right around the corner, and the chronic gastronomic overindulgence that comes with it, I thought it might be useful to remind the ladies out there what they could look like with a little devotion to good...

Melt down all Smith machines

Oh really? I have been saying for years that the single most dangerous piece of equipment in any given gym is, and will always be, that spine-mangling, knee-destroying, tendon-shredding monstrosity that all real lifters know and loathe as the Smith...

Stormtroopers meet death metal

It doesn’t have to make sense. It doesn’t even have to be all that good. It just looks BADASS: You want to know the sad thing about this? That 2.5min clip is almost certainly better than every single STAR WARS movie that has been or ever will be...

Meeting the SJWs head-on

I may have mentioned a few times in years past that I am a really big fan of an early-2000s TV sitcom called Becker. That show was, basically, House, M.D. years before the concept was even thought up. It starred a cranky, cantankerous, but highly gifted GP in a...