“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The original triggering

Back before Tim Allen did his brilliant- and all too short-lived- turn as the educated, likable conservative Mike Baxter in the sorely missed sitcom Last Man Standing, and triggered the shit out of liberaltards everywhere by telling it like it is, there was a...

The Absent-Minded Beggar by Rudyard Kipling

In honour of all of the veterans who have fought and sacrificed for this country- and in protest of the disgraceful treatment of those same men by the very nation for which they gave all. When you’ve shouted ‘ Rule Britannia,’ when you’ve sung...

Friday T&A: Women in Uniform Edition

It’s that time of the week again, boys. And seeing how it is the day before Veterans’ Day, the day on which we recognise the sacrifices that America’s veterans have endured so that the rest of us may live in freedom and peace in what used to...

Victory: Year One

One year ago today, the American people shocked the liberaltard elites, the Republicrat Establishment, virtually the entirety of the pozzed gaystream media, and most of the rest of the world, by electing Donald John Trump as President of the United States of America....

Pumpkins United

In anticipation of the upcoming “Pumpkins United” tour in 2018, which will see Michael Kiske and Kai Hansen- the great-granddaddy of power metal himself- returning to HELLOWEEN after nearly thirty years apart, the Happy Happy Helloweenies have released a...

The Lightning Claw of the God-Emperor

In the wake of the latest mass-shooting tragedy in Texas, the God-Emperor was forced to deal with a spectacularly stupid question from one of the, uh, “reporters” in the audience at a press conference in Seoul: Donald Trump said Tuesday in South Korea...

Yes, Millennials really are that dumb

See? Even the GOOLAG thinks so The results of a new study regarding Millennial opinions about economic systems and policies have been circulating throughout teh Innerwebz, and the results are not particularly encouraging for Generation MeMeMe: More than 40 percent of...

“You are made of STUPID”

Some asshat at Twatter decided to deactivate the God-Emperor’s personal account on his last day at the company: An employee at Twitterwho was leaving their customer service job at the company deliberately deleted the profile of the most powerful man on the...

5 MORE WEEKS?!?

Why, Lord, must You torment us so?! Surely we have waited long enough for the second season of THE GRAND TOUR?!! Oh well. If the Hilldebeast isn’t going to jail and those Antifa bastards aren’t going to be shot on sight for rioting anytime soon, at...