“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Happy HELLOWEEN 2017

by | Oct 31, 2017 | Uncategorized

It’s that time of year again, folks: Now normally I’m a big fan of HELL- er, I mean, HALLoween. (I’m a HUGE fan of the band, obviously; I’ve already got my ticket to see the “PumpKings Tour” in 2018, nearly a full year in...

Narrative collapse

by | Oct 29, 2017 | Uncategorized

I do so enjoy seeing liberaltards getting hoisted by their own petard: Now, before we shitlords all start celebrating about the way that this whole ridiculous Reds-Under-the-Bed investigation has backfired so spectacularly upon the Left, it should be noted that...

The King through the ages

by | Oct 27, 2017 | Uncategorized

Watching Roger Federer play is almost always a pleasure (except during those rare matches where he basically plays like he just rolled out of bed). But given his stellar season in 2017- two Grand Slams and six out of ten top-level tournaments won- it is worth taking a...

Thunder down under

by | Oct 25, 2017 | Uncategorized

The queen of England- who we know as Milo Yiannopoulos, the most fabulous supervillian on the Internet- will very shortly be taking his Dangerous tour down to Australia, and my word, does he have the feminists in a tizzy: There is a lot to dislike about the...

Pictures from the Motherland

by | Oct 24, 2017 | Uncategorized

No, not my motherland- THE Motherland. The Rodina. That’s right, lads- I was in Russia. Specifically, I spent a week in Moscow. And I had a blast. Now, the universal reaction that I’ve gotten from everyone that I’ve told about my vacation...

Primal Scream Therapy

by | Oct 23, 2017 | Uncategorized

Just when you thought the Left couldn’t get any more retarded and ridiculous: That’s right, my friends. The losers on the Left who made such complete asses out of themselves in the aftermath of the God-Emperor’s epic victory nearly a year ago,...

Beta as…

by | Oct 23, 2017 | Uncategorized

Well, you know: Dear God Almighty. I need to go HURT something after watching that. Actually, Davis Aurini’s comment about the two, er, “guys” who made that video is accurate: they’re not Betas, they’re Gammas. (Assuming that the...

Born in the wrong century

by | Oct 22, 2017 | Uncategorized

For the record, I agree with every part of this caption EXCEPT the bit about the POTUS Boys (and the one or two girls that can control their gag reflexes long enough to read what I write)- have you ever found yourself thinking that this modern world of ours has its...