“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Half the battle

Before I left for my vacation I came across a rather interesting YouTube video consisting of an interview between the host of a podcast and a (rather lovely) dating and relationship coach DeAnna Lorraine. Now, with a name like that, you’d typically expect the...

Friday T&A: Unknown celebrity Edition

It’s Friday again, lads- although right now, as I am currently on vacation, it’s Friday for me a hell of a lot earlier than it is for you, assuming you’re in the USA. Sadly, my vacation is drawing to an end; I fly back to the States on Saturday...

Did it really happen to #metoo?

The #metoo tag has been trending at an incredible pace over social media ever since the Harvey Weinstein case broke wide open and Hollyweird could no longer cover up the degeneracy at its rotten, stinking core: Women on social media are speaking out about being...

Master Chief IRL

Those wonderfully mad Russians have evidently decided that my beloved HALO saga is, in fact, a long-running documentary somehow sent backwards through some kind of wormhole to the present day. That would explain why they have basically developed their own version...

Friday T&A: Golf Balls Edition

Boys, I dunno about y’all, but I HATE golf. I find it to be tedious, pretentious, impossibly boring, and frankly totally ridiculous. The very idea of going to play a round of golf fills me with the sort of dread and loathing that I presume a fat chick...

Crazy cutaway

One of IRON MAIDEN’s greatest ever songs goes by the name of “Run to the Hills”. The chorus of this most amazingly excellent song produced by THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL- er, ahem, by this most esteemed band, goes as follows: Run to the hills, Run for...

BUTTman Begins

See, now this is how you beat the hypocrites of the progressive Left- by smashing their teeth in with a rhetorical clue-bat: Good faith searches reveal that, as of this writing, nowhere on the home page of either Variety, Deadline, or the Hollywood Reporter...

The Boss

Ah, the 1980s. Remember how epic that decade was? Ronald Reagan was President, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone and Chuck Norris ruled the box office with epic action movies, IRON MAIDEN was at the then-height of their popularity (they’ve gotten way...

The thin line

There are very, very few “summer blockbuster” movies out there which go beyond the cheap theatrics dictated by their intended purpose, and go on to become brilliant works of social and political commentary in their own right. It is to Christopher...

Eine kleine nachtmetall

With apologies to German purists, and seeing as how symphonic metal band XANDRIA just got rid of their third singer, I figured it might be time to indulge in a little more than the usual dose of extremely nerdy classically inspired symphonic metal. I’m not...