“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Crapping where they eat

Apparently the writers over at the Daily Mail are shocked- shocked, I tell you!- at the fact that the NFL’s core audience is repulsed by the way that the league’s players have gone about protesting “social injustice”, or whatever cause du...

Pictures from God’s country

I got back Thursday night from a most enjoyable and relaxing holiday spent with my family driving across Pennsylvania and upstate New York. We all had a wonderful time, there were many laughs and great memories made along the way. Here are a few pictures from that...

Friday T&A: Epic talent Edition

Gentlemen, yet another week has now drawn to a close, and once again it is time to indulge in our favourite pastimes- many of which involve either booze or babes, or (preferably) both. And one of my favourite pastimes is, of course, finding pictures of gorgeous...

Polarity

Our friendly neighbourhood MGTOW- who just reached 100K subscribers on Goolag’s YouTube- posted up a video recently pointing out that women need men when men simply decide to say, “screw it”, and ghost out of the dating and marriage marketplace:...

The most interesting bounty hunter in the Galaxy

There was a time when I used to watch Cartoon Network almost religiously. I grew up watching old-school cartoons, from Tom & Jerry to Scooby Doo to, of course, Transformers and SWAT Kats. (Many happy memories…) But eventually I grew up- partly...

And now for some bawdy toilet humour

Gentlemen. Suppose you are out on a date with a fair lady, and suppose that your date takes place in a pleasant venue with good food and drinks. The lady that you are with turns out to be excellent company- youthful, beautiful, well-turned-out in a dress and heels,...

The old ways are best

Gentlemen, have you ever gotten the feeling that the world has gotten just a little bit too advanced (read: far up its own arse) for its own good? By this, I mean that you sometimes look around and find yourself thinking that the modern conveniences that we take for...

Only in Soviet Russia…

Russia might still be one of the few countries on Earth where men act like men and women act like women- and to be honest I have my doubts about both of those things. But, I’ll be there in a couple of weeks’ time myself to see what things are like, so...

… And to hear the REEEEEEEEs of their land whales!

Our beloved Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) has been working tirelessly (and ruthlessly, of course, let’s not forget that part) to launch ALT*HERO, the new back-to-basics comic series from Castalia House Publishing. The FreeStartr campaign was launched on September...

Friday T&A: Girls, guns, glory Edition

It is Friday once again, my friends. Andthis Friday is a special one for me, because my family will soon be reunited. I picked up my parents last night, and in a few hours we’ll be hitting the road for a nice leisurely road trip to go meet my sister. So I...