And he’s brought along a whole heapin’ helpin’ of whoop-ass to deal with the Millennial generation:

“You’re in a heap o’ trouble, boy.” Or girl. What follows are the reasons – or at least the big ones – why you’re so thoroughly screwed, along with some suggestions for self-help at the end.

You tend to loathe Boomers and Generation X, I know. I don’t actually blame you for that, at least not entirely. Some of you, though, the Millennials who lump all the above together, without exception, strike me as singularly stupid and ignorant. 

Moreover, the reasons you have for loathing them are somewhat misplaced. You tend to think – not without some reason – that the Boomers, especially, robbed their future, which is to say you, personally, to pay for largesse for themselves in the present. 

It’s true enough, but it is neither the really awful thing they did to you nor does the complaint portray you in any particularly favorable light. “Those damned Boomers; they took everything and now there’s nothing left for us.” Yeah…you know what that sounds like? It sounds like the whining of one group of thieves over the success of a better or, in this case, merely luckier group of thieves who got to the big haul first. Yes, it really does.

Sorry, but the damage the Boomers and Xers did to you wasn’t primarily fiscal. No, no, the damage they did – or allowed – was to you, as a person. That’s the real crime. They didn’t’ just rob you of some money in advance. They didn’t just vote for a series of politicians and political programs and giveaways that ran the economy into the ground. 

No, they stole from you – or allowed others to steal from you – some key elements of personhood, especially the ability to engage in critical, logical thinking. That’s right, you were not educated, whether in kindergarten or in the kindergartenesque, safe space segregated, snowflake sanctuary schools we call colleges and universities. Yes, these institutions of miseducation were supposed to teach you how to think. Instead, they taught you what to think and stunted your native ability to think. If you ever start to spout bright green feathers? Yes, this is the reason why; your teachers demanded that you become a parrot.

This is, by the way, not restricted to your left-wing branch of Millennials; rightist, neo-right, and alt-right Millennials tend to show the same preferential substitution of the sound bite for actual thought and to be extremely vulnerable to propaganda. Universal? No. Common? Very.

(By the way, you should see LTC Kratman’s photo back from when he was a sergeant in Panama. That is what SJWs look for under their beds before they go to sleep at night. You want to scare your resident family SJW shitless? Send him a postcard with that picture on it.)

So the Grand Strategikon and Master Excruciator of the Evil Legion of Evil is now writing for the world’s most fabulous supervillain. It appears that he is joined in this effort by the Judgy One.

And of course, our own beloved Supreme Dark Lord himself (PBUH) is now part of the Empire of Milo.

It is interesting, is it not, to observe how the war for Western civilisation can make allies out of seemingly very different groups. But then, that is the reality of warfare. We do not all agree about everything- I wager that the three columnists above have some pretty damned sharp disagreements at a fairly fundamental level about a number of issues.

Yet this does not change the fact that they recognise, as I do, that we are fighting a war that must be won.

I thoroughly enjoyed LTC Kratman’s old EveryJoe columns, and I am certainly looking forward to seeing what he has to say now that he is helping to build out the empire of Darth Fabulous. It should be a hoot to watch.

And can I just point out one thing: just nine months ago, the SJWs thought that they had finished off MILO for good. Boy, were they ever wrong. He has gone from strength to strength as the force of nature that he truly is, and every enemy that thought him to be powerless and buried is now trembling with fear and succumbing to spontaneous rage-vomiting as his various business ventures and free-speech tours simply thunder on.

We live in interesting times, indeed. But if the last two years have been any indication, we are #WINNING.