“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

How powerlifters celebrate

The way I see it, if you are going to celebrate America’s birthday, you might as well do it using some dope-ass footage of a swole guy lifting heavy shit – with FIREWORKS!!! A post shared by gymfuckery™ (@gymfuckery) on Jul 4, 2018 at 10:38pm PDT Oh, and...

The last best hope

Not too long ago, two friends of mine were talking to a Cuban refugee, a businessman who had escaped from Castro, and in the midst of his story one of my friends turned to the other and said, “We don’t know how lucky we are.” And the Cuban stopped...

Digital Graphics

Friend, reader, fellow extreme introvert, and badass guitar player Carey got in touch the other day and mentioned that he and a friend had started up a graphic design side business. I figured that, since some of my readers undoubtedly are always looking out for good...

Nope, still not tired

While I was in Turkey last week, I was reliably informed that Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy will shortly be retiring, and this now gives the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus MAGAnus, a chance to lock in a really strong conservative SCOTUS nominee...

The Left is eating itself

Howdy, boys, and welcome back to a slightly more regular schedule of rants, political diatribes, travel commentary, and all-around shitlordery now that I am back from my trip over to Asia Minor. That was a pretty interesting outing, and I will follow up soon with...

Christianity is the West

Posting has been light – actually, non-existent – for the past few days because I’m on the road again. I am writing this post sitting in a coffee shop in Istanbul, Turkey. And I am doing so just up the road from what used to be perhaps the greatest...

Music for breaking things

Sent to me by a reader, here is something to start off your Sunday morning the right way: Oddly enough, the song title features in the last line of the introduction to the book that I am writing. I posted up that introduction a while back, then went through and...

Get woke, go broke

For those of you who like good coffee… you don’t go to Starbuck’s anyway, so you probably will not feel much sympathy for the fact that one of Seattle’s biggest success stories is now discovering just how stupid it is to give in to the howling...

Friday T&A: Badger’s Badger Edition

A couple of weeks ago, longtime reader Dire Badger expressed mild concern over the relative proliferation of what he thought were fat(ter) chicks during the previous few weeks’ worth of installments in this most beloved and cherished series. He also...