“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Precision beats power

… and timing beats speed as Conor “The Notorious” MacGregor would say. Here is the proof: Indeed, the Notorious One himself features in that compilation, showing everyone else how timing is done. Hell, the compilation ideally should have contained...

Royal cock-up

It would appear that the Half-Blood Princess is riling up the locals in Ye Olde Englande: Most of us haven’t a clue whether those sisters-in-law get on or how close they are. But their joint outing today to the royal box presents Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, with a...

Us against the world

Here is my submission for the #MAGA anthem, courtesy of ACCEPT: Yes, the sentiment might be a little silly – it is one of those standard “metal will never die” sort of anthems – but it expresses the reality of our situation very well...

Getting tired?

President Trump announced his pick for retiring Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy’s seat, and it looks like, once again, the God-Emperor has delivered a resounding victory to his legions of followers: President Trump nominated appeals court judge Brett...

One for the Mac lusers

Anyone remember this classic fake Mac ad from the late 1990s, or whenever it was? Using an Apple computer is not quite the exercise in slit-your-wrists levels of retardation and user-unfriendly asshattery that is WinDOZE 8 and 10 – largely because the latest...

“They just wouldn’t understand”

There are some things that little children probably should not see until they are old enough: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in...

Pictures from Byzantium

The Hagia Sophia at night As I mentioned a few times recently, I spent most of last week in Istanbul, Turkey. It was an… instructive trip, in several different ways. Here are my thoughts about what I observed of the city, the people, the architecture, and...

The jackass’s conundrum

Greg Gutfeld addressed the Left’s monomaniacal “TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER, LITERALLY!!!” mantra on his show recently, and proceeded to handle their “arguments” (not that they have any, at this point) in a fashion that was…...

Friday T&A: Patriot Games Edition

Seeing as it was America’s birthday earlier this week, it is only right and just and proper that I dedicate this edition of everybody’s favourite and most beloved part of this blog to righteous and beautiful displays of patriotic fervour. That’s...