“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning DIEabolical DIEversions

Monday morning DIEabolical DIEversions

Monday is the worst day of the week for many reasons, not the least of which is the fact that you are expected to come into work all bright-eyed and productive. Yet, more often than not, Monday is an incredibly UNPRODUCTIVE day, because there is always so much thrown...
The Crusade from Spamalot to retake the Holy Live

The Crusade from Spamalot to retake the Holy Live

For those of you who follow Christian polemics against Izzlam, you will be aware of Tha Dizzle’s recent call-to-arms, in which he stated bluntly that 2025 is going to be the greatest year for the subject in its entire history: We are no longer in the dark days of the...
Friday T&A: Peace in Our Time Edition

Friday T&A: Peace in Our Time Edition

We are now rapidly approaching the 100-day mark of the Second Reign of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the...
Monday morning Snow Blight

Monday morning Snow Blight

Monday sucks. Let’s just be honest about that. However, it sucks A LOT LESS when you can indulge in some deliciously tasty schadenfreude. That is a German word, and t This is useful in the context of the House of the Devil Mouse’s live-action adaptation of a German...
Sunday Scripture: Samson’s Marriage

Sunday Scripture: Samson’s Marriage

14 Samson went down to Timnah, and at Timnah he saw one of the daughters of the Philistines. 2 Then he came up and told his father and mother, “I saw one of the daughters of the Philistines at Timnah. Now get her for me as my...
The Great Izzlamick Schism

The Great Izzlamick Schism

For those who are not well-versed in Izzlam, the whole Sunni vs Shi’a divide does not really make a whole lot of sense. It is like listening to two particularly stubborn – and, frankly, not very intelligent – siblings arguing over N’Sync or the Backstreet Boys, except...
Extra-crispy Turducken++

Extra-crispy Turducken++

The God-Emperor revealed yesterday that Boeing – yes, THAT Boeing, the one that cannot help but make a colossal mess out of literally everything it does nowadays – is going to be the producer of America’s future “sixth-generation” combat jet: As His Most Illustrious,...
Friday T&A: Stream of Consciousness Edition

Friday T&A: Stream of Consciousness Edition

Boys, have you ever had one of those weeks where literally everything seems to fall onto your shoulders all at once, and the world sort of stops making sense? The older we get, the more often this seems to happen. Speaking from LONG and PAINFUL years of experience...
Monday morning shenanigans & shillelaghs

Monday morning shenanigans & shillelaghs

Mondays are depressing even at the best of times, and they are especially so when you are up against tight (one might even say unreasonable) deadlines, where everything has to be done yesterday. That, of course, is inevitable at one point or another. Such times do not...