“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning funky freakonomics

Monday morning funky freakonomics

Mondays are just awful and horrible, especially if you happen to have injured something without knowing quite how – as I did, on Friday night. Seriously, I went to sleep on Friday night feeling fine after a heavy-bag workout, and woke up early on Saturday morning with...
A proctologist’s guide to Russophobia

A proctologist’s guide to Russophobia

My recent poast on the subject of peace talks between Russia and the FUSA garnered a lot of interest, thanks to linkage from Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible, and the writers of Western Rifle Shooters...
Friday T&A: White Pill Edition

Friday T&A: White Pill Edition

Looking back at the past month, it is nearly impossible to believe how quickly His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight,...
The filthiest poast of all time

The filthiest poast of all time

Gentlemen, before you proceed, I must warn you to remove any children from the vicinity of your computer. Make sure you open this poast in a private browsing tab, so your wife or girlfriend cannot find out what you have been watching. Everything you see from now on is...
Monday morning with Stupid Seagal

Monday morning with Stupid Seagal

Mondays, as the meme very kindly provided above by our good friend, Dawn Pine, shows off so well, are just plain AWFUL. This one, however, got off to a surprisingly good start, because I was able to figure out a rather good theme for today’s Great Mondaydact...
Sunday Scripture: Remember the Lord Your God

Sunday Scripture: Baal Worship at Peor

25 While Israel lived in Shittim, the people began to whore with the daughters of Moab. 2 These invited the people to the sacrifices of their gods, and the people ate and bowed down to their gods. 3 So Israel yoked himself to Baal of...
Peace is in sight

Peace is in sight

The past few days have seen a rate of change in American politics that has most observers reeling and reaching for the sick bags – not because these changes are bad, necessarily, though to the minds of the more liberal commentators, they surely are. Rather, it is...
Heir to the throne

Heir to the throne

God-Emperor 2.0 has certainly been a serious shift in tone, direction, and speed from the previous iteration. The sheer pace and force of the WINNING!!! has been dizzying, to say the least. The God-Emperor has moved against the Derp State with a level of...
Friday T&A: Cupid Curb-Stomp Edition

Friday T&A: Cupid Curb-Stomp Edition

Red-blooded men everywhere truly hate this day, because it involves turning romance, love, and care, into a commercialised nightmare created specifically by a sinister global cartel of flower and greeting card companies, with a hefty assist from the French champagne...