“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Incel Equation

The Male Brain sent over a link the other day that consists of an article that is about 20 years old by this point, and is apparently somewhat famous in innarwebz circles. This article here was written by a guy who wanted to rationalise away his inability to get...

Put the mouse down, Coomer

Paul Joseph Watson reports on the way that No-Nut November is triggering SJWs all over Twatter. It’s a rather sticky subj- uh, I mean, one has to be of a rather stiff disp- er, that is to say, we must erect barr- Ah hell, just watch...

Jump off the carousel, Hermione

Most of my readers are familiar with the Harry Potter films. Those of you younger than about 30 pretty much grew up reading the books and watching the movies. Those above the age of, oh, 45, had to endure getting bugged by your children to read the books or watch...

The Thot Quotient

To quote the immortal words of the great and wise philosopher Jeremius Clarksonius (c. 2006 AD), “I went on the internet, and I found this:” Gentlemen of South Asia, this is what happens when y’all live your whole lives without a proper understanding...

Grunt-work

Do YOU have what it takes to join Her Majesty’s Royal Marines? I’ll be very honest here: I sure as Hell couldn’t have passed that test, when I was 18. I was very fat and quite slow and my cardiovascular endurance was piss-poor. A year and a bit of...

Bully for Boris

The new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of PommieBastardLand, one big fat fluffy teddy-bear named Boris Johnson, is showing that this bear has serious claws: Boris Johnson will suspend parliament in a bid to stop MPs thwarting Brexit as the Prime Minister...

The cancer is terminal

The following documents were leaked out of a… well, let’s just call it a REALLY FREAKIN’ BIG banking and financial services institution, you can easily see which one. This company helps facilitate global payment processing and you almost...

So monogamy doesn’t work?

Articles on The Daily Mail are a lot like potato chips in a packet: you know that they are really bad for you, but once you start, you can’t quite resist indulging in one after another after another. This is partly why I don’t seem to get a whole...

“You can be my wingman anytime”

The trailer for the very, very, VERY long-awaited sequel to Top Gun has finally been released, and actually, it looks awesome: That, my friends, is how you make a real trailer for a real sequel to… well, admittedly the gayest non-gay 80s movie...

This is why women’s football sucks

The USA women’s football team won the World Cup recently, and like pretty much everyone else here, I really couldn’t give a shit about that. In fact, one of my readers, with whom I am in fairly regular contact, told me a rather good joke related to them....