“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Bitchslapping 101

The other day I put together a somewhat lighthearted attempt to show that ¡Jeb! Bush is the cuckservative par excellence in the current Republican field, and that the reason why he is so is because he is a complete Gamma male. It turns out, of course, that I’m...

A Christmas present just for guys

Ladies, sit up and take note: This would be the perfect Christmas present for the Neanderthal in any woman’s life. Certainly, it will prove to be vastly more entertaining, useful, and longer-lasting than the atrocious dreck that E. L. James successfully managed...

Paging the Preacher’s Daughter…

The Fall of an Empire- I don’t think I’m EVER going to get tired of seeing that kick Could you please deliver another round of severe assbeat to Ronda Rousey’s table? I don’t think she got the hint from the last time: Shortly following her...

The Dark Knight sells out

Here is an image from the latest in a special three-part graphic novel set within Frank Miller’s Dark Knight universe: Apparently, the idea is to show the Batman standing up in favour of “social justice” and (quite brutally) taking down cops who...

Just remember…

On a related note- a former boss of mine once gave me a most useful pointer. He pointed me to a website called Despair.com- and ever since then, whenever I’ve wanted to find a suitable image to capture whatever the latest absurd workplace fashion or buzzword is...

Is anyone looking forward to it?

The new Star Wars movie, I mean. Here, in the form of a single picture, is every reason why I am not: Why does this poster fill me with foreboding? Well, because this is what the poster looked like for Return of the Jedi, filmed over 30 years ago: Notice...

“Citizenship is an attitude, a state of mind…”

“But this universe consists of paired dualities. What is the converse of authority? Mr. Rico.”  He had picked one I could answer. “Responsibility, sir.”  “Applause. Both for practical reasons and for mathematically verifiable moral ones, to permit...

He walked face-first into that one

Yes, let’s all trust Jeb the Builder to fix all of the problems that ail this country: In the annals of American political slogan-writing, no one has ever borrowed material from a British cartoon.  Jeb Bush can fix that.  And Twitter can mock him...