“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Paging the Preacher’s Daughter…

The Fall of an Empire- I don’t think I’m EVER going to get tired of seeing that kick Could you please deliver another round of severe assbeat to Ronda Rousey’s table? I don’t think she got the hint from the last time: Shortly following her...

The Dark Knight sells out

Here is an image from the latest in a special three-part graphic novel set within Frank Miller’s Dark Knight universe: Apparently, the idea is to show the Batman standing up in favour of “social justice” and (quite brutally) taking down cops who...

Just remember…

On a related note- a former boss of mine once gave me a most useful pointer. He pointed me to a website called Despair.com- and ever since then, whenever I’ve wanted to find a suitable image to capture whatever the latest absurd workplace fashion or buzzword is...

Is anyone looking forward to it?

The new Star Wars movie, I mean. Here, in the form of a single picture, is every reason why I am not: Why does this poster fill me with foreboding? Well, because this is what the poster looked like for Return of the Jedi, filmed over 30 years ago: Notice...

“Citizenship is an attitude, a state of mind…”

“But this universe consists of paired dualities. What is the converse of authority? Mr. Rico.”  He had picked one I could answer. “Responsibility, sir.”  “Applause. Both for practical reasons and for mathematically verifiable moral ones, to permit...

He walked face-first into that one

Yes, let’s all trust Jeb the Builder to fix all of the problems that ail this country: In the annals of American political slogan-writing, no one has ever borrowed material from a British cartoon.  Jeb Bush can fix that.  And Twitter can mock him...

An evergreen legend

“U Can’t Touch This”, Federer Edition It’s worth taking a break once in a while from ranting about politics, the war against Islam, the war for the culture, and HALO to point out that, even in these dark and cynical days, there is still...

A President and a pussy

Really not that hard to tell who’s who: Now, I’m not that big a fan of President Putin, either. Yes, he’s certainly a far manlier man than Odoofuss is… but that doesn’t strike me as much of a bar to clear. There are 120lb girls at my...