“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The other white meat

At least some people in Denmark still have their heads screwed on correctly, and recognise that not only is bacon good for you- which everyone but Jews and Muslims KNOWS to be true for a FACT- but it is also works very well as orc repellent: A Danish...

13 Hours

The words “A Michael Bay Film” do not generally conjure up images of white-knuckle drama and powerful, deeply emotional storytelling. When Michael Bay releases a new film, it’s generally assumed that the new movie will essentially be the result of an...

Never send a woman to do a man’s job

It truly does warm the frozen core of my evil Minion heart to witness the BBC’sutterly ham-fisted attempts to revive what used to be the greatest TV show ever made: Fans’ fears are growing over the relaunch of BBCflagship show Top Gear amid fresh...

Geeks on crack

Throughout the centuries, the wisest men and greatest philosophers have all pondered the answer to a great mystery: What happens when you give a bunch of nerds some 98% pure methamphetamines and then hand them a camera and video-editing software? We now have a...

Happy New Year

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of...

The party post

And now, in accordance with a tradition stretching back to… well, a year ago, and in the company of… um, whoever’s bothered to show up, here is a list of 7 really hot women, and a few great heavy metal tracks, to help you get the NYE party started....

The Ministry of Silly Walks

The greats never really get old: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on Telegram (Opens in new window)...

A simple equation

Here is something for my fellow maths geeks to ponder. What happens when you allow mass invasions from Third World nations, with Third World standards of hygiene, medicine, literacy, and sanitation, into First World nations with far stricter controls on all of those...

Grey matter

Humourous and yet always apropos: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on Telegram (Opens in new window)...

Ensign Mary Sue

I discovered a truly hilarious webcomic by way of a commenter John C. Wright’s excellent (yet deeply depressing) review of STAR WARS: Here We Go Again, Again: Similar to the way another commenter responded, I cannot tell whether the guy who found this deserves a...