“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Got my vote

As Mark Dice and sci-fi Grandmaster John C. Wright have pointed out separately, there is a really quite superb commercial making the rounds right now from a watch company named Egard: Check out their website and, if you’re in the market for a watch, or need a...

The rising

When I saw a headline over onThe Daily Mail a couple of days ago screaming bloody murder about how a bunch of white boys from a Catholic high school in Kentucky mocked a Native American “elder” and Vietnam veteran, my first thought was…...

Oh, Canada…

… why, oh why, did you go and elect such a smug, arrogant, insufferable, stupid, Socialist (but I repeat myself) MORON as your Prime Minister?!? I ask again, how exactly did this clown get elected? Ah. I see. Basically what happened was that a lot more...

Gone out of Style

This will not come as much of a surprise to anyone who was paying attention toward the end of last year (I admittedly was not), but (former) pick-up artistry guru Neil Strauss is, apparently, getting divorced. Now, the source for this report was The Daily Mail, and...

Exactly like Stevenage

Did you ever wonder how Europe ended up being such an utter dog’s breakfast in terms of political alliances and associated asshattery? Blame the Treaty of Westphalia: That was from back when English comedy used to be really, really funny. These days,...

The best a manlet can get

I already had a post lined up for today, but the latest attempt by a big company to “get woke” backfired so spectacularly and so brilliantly that I simply had to jump onto that particular bandwagon. Take a look at the new Gillette “We Believe”...

Staring into the face of madness

In case you woke up this morning with a severe case of the blues, perhaps you will allow me to make them worse. Here is the case of a boy, who became a man, and then decided he was gay; then eventually decided that he was actually a woman in a man’s body and...

A touch of class

I had a different post in mind for today, and will probably still end up writing and posting that one later on, but there is a video that I came across today which I thought merited its own post, instead of getting buried in one of my Monday misery-reducing missives....

Pie in the media’s face

British comedian Jonathan Pie – a man of the Left if there ever was one – has evidently broken ranks with the rest of the loonies among the Funny People (Lord, forgive me my redundancies) and decided that a smidgen of self-awareness and humility is a Good...

Domain Query: Who gnu?

Longtime reader Dire Badger had a quite pithy comment to add to Monday’s post, concerning the Instathot of the Week, Sahara Ray: Nice body, but her face looks like a gnu. Being of an inquisitive nature myself, I figured I had to put my faithful...