“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Get woke, go broke

For those of you who like good coffee… you don’t go to Starbuck’s anyway, so you probably will not feel much sympathy for the fact that one of Seattle’s biggest success stories is now discovering just how stupid it is to give in to the howling...

Driving tip

Spotted along the I-40 in the great and wonderful state of Texas. Having visited said state several times in the last ten years, all I can say is… AMEN, REVEREND! See, here is the problem. Whether we like it or not, Texas is inexorably turning blue. And that is...

Dynamite the hugboxes

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. – The Apostle Paul, 1 Corinthians 13:11, The Holy Bible (King James Version) I have only vaguely heard the name...

Hamid’s got that hangry feeling…

Another year, another Ramadan, and another several dozen people killed and injured by those peaceful, peace-loving, peaceable peaceniks of the Religion of Peace: Islamic terrorists have massacred at least 41 people and injured 102 in the first four days of the holiest...

Bah, humbug!

Apparently someone famous got married to someone else famous over in the United Kingdom of Used To Be Great, and like all y’all, I just could not be bothered to call it a “royal marriage”, because it isn’t one. Nor can I be bothered in the...

The font of life

Mother and Child by Frederic Leighton Today is Mother’s Day here in the good ol’ US of A, and I figured that this might be a good opportunity to address a lingering, and extremely irritating, misconception about us shitlords of the Alt-Right. As I...

Puts things into perspective, eh?

A few mad geniuses came together and realised a concept of filming videos involving actors sitting down and cold-reading facts about various social issues off of a teleprompter. The idea was to get the unfiltered reactions of unknown and ordinary people to some basic...

And now for some unabashed misogyny

So it turns out that the camel-humpers over in the sands of Arabia have finally decided to let their women start driving – now, gentlemen, there is no need for such howls of laughter, live and let liHAHAHAHAHA: Saudi women are up in arms over the cost of driving...

SkyNet awakens

The latest developments from the company that hypocritically tells itself, and us, not to be evil, are pretty damned impressive – and equally creepy: Google today opened its annual I/O developer bash with details of how it’s going to lob machine-learning...