“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Learn from the Left’s mistakes

Much has been made over the last week or so within the various circles of the Right about the victory of one Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who as far as I can tell is the latest Latina Marxist nutbag who wants to be the General in command of the Free Shit Army. She is...

Why they lose

The current Hungarian foreign minister, a reasonably well-built, bespectacled, cleft-chinned chap by the name of Mr. Peter Szijjarto, has come to my attention recently for his extremely satisfying beat-downs of liberal Western “journalists” and...

Monday Grouchies

A reader told me to go check out the Powerline blog’s Week In Pictures archives for various funny things. His advice was, of course, excellent – it turns out that those archives are packed full of very funny cartoons and demotivators that perfectly capture...

Trolling level: Russian Bot

The legacy media got trolled, hard, by not one, but two parody social media accounts, and made complete asses out of themselves in the process: Boy, sometimes God just hands you one for free. I am sometimes questioned by my family for my extreme hostility to...

Neymaring

Apparently some sort of Very Big Event took place yesterday in the world of Sportzball, and frankly most of the time I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about what happened because unless the event involves Roger Federer doing his GOAT shtick, or an actual MMA...

Royal cock-up

It would appear that the Half-Blood Princess is riling up the locals in Ye Olde Englande: Most of us haven’t a clue whether those sisters-in-law get on or how close they are. But their joint outing today to the royal box presents Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, with a...

Get woke, go broke

For those of you who like good coffee… you don’t go to Starbuck’s anyway, so you probably will not feel much sympathy for the fact that one of Seattle’s biggest success stories is now discovering just how stupid it is to give in to the howling...

Driving tip

Spotted along the I-40 in the great and wonderful state of Texas. Having visited said state several times in the last ten years, all I can say is… AMEN, REVEREND! See, here is the problem. Whether we like it or not, Texas is inexorably turning blue. And that is...

Dynamite the hugboxes

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. – The Apostle Paul, 1 Corinthians 13:11, The Holy Bible (King James Version) I have only vaguely heard the name...