“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Hamid’s got that hangry feeling…

Another year, another Ramadan, and another several dozen people killed and injured by those peaceful, peace-loving, peaceable peaceniks of the Religion of Peace: Islamic terrorists have massacred at least 41 people and injured 102 in the first four days of the holiest...

Bah, humbug!

Apparently someone famous got married to someone else famous over in the United Kingdom of Used To Be Great, and like all y’all, I just could not be bothered to call it a “royal marriage”, because it isn’t one. Nor can I be bothered in the...

The font of life

Mother and Child by Frederic Leighton Today is Mother’s Day here in the good ol’ US of A, and I figured that this might be a good opportunity to address a lingering, and extremely irritating, misconception about us shitlords of the Alt-Right. As I...

Puts things into perspective, eh?

A few mad geniuses came together and realised a concept of filming videos involving actors sitting down and cold-reading facts about various social issues off of a teleprompter. The idea was to get the unfiltered reactions of unknown and ordinary people to some basic...

And now for some unabashed misogyny

So it turns out that the camel-humpers over in the sands of Arabia have finally decided to let their women start driving – now, gentlemen, there is no need for such howls of laughter, live and let liHAHAHAHAHA: Saudi women are up in arms over the cost of driving...

SkyNet awakens

The latest developments from the company that hypocritically tells itself, and us, not to be evil, are pretty damned impressive – and equally creepy: Google today opened its annual I/O developer bash with details of how it’s going to lob machine-learning...

Brother knows best

With the pending nuptials of the ginger-haired younger Windsor royal to the Half-Blood Princess coming up, Meghan Markle’s half-brother has penned a rather dire, and probably quite timely, warning to Prince Harry: Dear Prince Harry, It’s not too late, Meghan...

Bullshido by any other name…

… still smells just as foul: I came across that Marie Claire “self-defence” video for wimmenz sometime last year, I think. One of the black belt instructors at my school saw that in his Instagram feed and showed it to a gang of us while we were...

What she said

Paul Joseph Watson had a go at beating up on a VICE article that tried to mock conservatives for having a tough time dating in liberaltard big cities, and did so by having a girl who calls herself “Ashton Birdie” as his guest. Now, I think PJW is great...

LTR material

Tennessee college senior poses for a photo while wearing a “Women for Trump” T-shirt – and a gun in her belly band. Gaystream media and liberaltards proceed tocompletely lose their shit. Hilarity ensues. Now, I’m an old fart at this point...