“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Brits still don’t get it

First, I must note the lack of posts in the last few days. I’ve been dealing with… let’s just say, some difficulties, the details of which I do not particularly wish to get into at this time. Since writing is one of the ways that I use to get past...

Life on SJW

We shitlords have been arguing for quite a while that when the overly coddled, swaddled, and spoiled-rotten members of Generation Snowflake hit the working world, they are going to be in for a tremendous shock when they stumble out of their four-year...

Save Our Sexts

This story about the travails faced by a billionaire father of supermodels serves as a rather stark warning to all of us about the importance of saving EVERY digital interaction with a woman: Billionaire Mohamed Hadid is fighting back in court against a...

So where is the happiness?

Remember that charmingly acerbic young Teutonic lady with the cute accent (and a really silly handle – though that is probably a good example of kettleitis) who dumped a whole lot of wasabi straight into people’s shorts last year, when she...

When predators toy with their prey

An anonymous commenter stopped by and provided an interesting follow-up to my recent post about the often disastrous consequences of playing Captain Save-A-Ho with a real ho: (Note: for the umpteenth time, anonymous drive-by commentary is NOT ALLOWED. It’s...

Some tips for the ladies

We in the Manosphere get a lot of stick for constantly bagging on women. We are called all sorts of horrible names by the useful idiots of the Left as a result. Now, normally, I could not care less what a bunch of leftist numpties have to say about us and what we...

We hate hippies because they smell

Once again, SCIENCE!!! confirms what all righteous shitlords know in our bones to be true: A study has found that the more a person is revolted by the smell of body odour and urine the more likely they are to be right wing and want to secure national borders. Research...

Little head vs Escort

So a lonely drug-company executive with no game and serious blue balls decided to go trawling through an “alternative services” site, found a “lady of the night”, paid for her services, and then made the catastrophically stupid decision of...

Priorities

This golden retriever could teach us all a thing or two about getting them straight: I have to say, I’m impressed. And it’s not just because I have a great personal fondness for big fluffy dogs in general, and golden retrievers in particular. That dog is...

Making Britain great again

The very last episode of TOP GEAR’s Series 20 – y’know, from back when the show was really really good because it was still hosted by Clarkson, Hammond, and May – featured a truly beautiful and epic tribute to British manufacturing, which...